I honestly don’t care what happens to him as long as he leaves the scene one way or another, but part of me is semi-sincerely worried he will live forever.

“It’s embarrassing for me to be up here” … finally a true statement.

My brother wrote a novel based on this michaellowenthal.com/charity-girl...

I’m so sorry, Josh!! He was truly a legend and I assumed he would live forever.

As a person who really really likes tomatoes, blueberries, and hearing people speak Spanish I find the original comment super baffling, but on the other hand I guess I would pay $100 for non-breathable underwear if it would make this charmer go away, so maybe I get the concept.

“I love the affordabile kare act but I hate Obamacare!”

Oh wow! Thank you! So weird they seem to have put just “Monique” on only a very few designs.

I guess?? In a weird script?

Instead of “dividing Americans based on race,” we must affirm that human beings are inherently divided into distinct races? Do these people listen to themselves?

Amazing!! Congratulations!

I keep saying this!!!

I love this painting!

Women are not qualified to serve someone coffee, according to the new right-wing view? This is breaking my brain.