Such a shame he didn’t get to do the story as an embed…

so funny I forgot to laugh 🙄

* statuTe of limitations

I swear a 3-year-old drew the Cybertruck on the back of a Denny’s placemat.

Either that, or it’s the first Tesla that Elon was directly involved in designing.

* Colombia

Sadly, not for long. Columbia already capitulated.

The sort of question you’d be expected to answer in any job interview, going directly to the applicant’s UTTER LACK of any relevant experience.

As the Fox5NY article text mentions, existing phone numbers and area codes WILL NOT CHANGE. Adding an overlay code does NOT “get rid of” ANYTHING.

News headlines about tech details are often fuzzy, but this one is outright FALSE.

As Jesus said, “If someone slaps you on the cheek, unload a couple of clips on full auto”

The answer is alarmingly simple: it would have required HOURS of Trump’s attention to consider the pardons on a case-by-case basis, or even to create guidelines to categorize them.

Trump certainly is a fucking mad bastard, but he is also a LAZY fucking mad bastard with ADHD (or worse)