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A record of my genuine dreams, posted direct upon waking to provide the freshness and caloric density you've come to trust.
Young guy won't stop talking about how expensive his custom basketball shoes are. Why did he bring them to the beach?
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Young guy won't stop talking about how expensive his custom basketball shoes are. Why did he bring them to the beach?
I crawl out of the room before anyone can see me. Which is strange because I'm at my job.
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I crawl out of the room before anyone can see me. Which is strange because I'm at my job.
Nine people fired from our department, only two left. And the Doctors are wondering why things are taking so long.
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Nine people fired from our department, only two left. And the Doctors are wondering why things are taking so long.
Buried medical facility, where both patients and staff have been put into stasis. Upon waking they think it's the 1800s.
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Buried medical facility, where both patients and staff have been put into stasis. Upon waking they think it's the 1800s.
There is too much cheese in the ocean. Everyone is to activate their emergency protocols immediately.
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
There is too much cheese in the ocean. Everyone is to activate their emergency protocols immediately.
Time to eat rice, the pizza cannot wait.
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Time to eat rice, the pizza cannot wait.
Time has frozen, with specks of pasta sauce suspended across the room. Viewed from a certain angle they coalesce into a grim face.
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Time has frozen, with specks of pasta sauce suspended across the room. Viewed from a certain angle they coalesce into a grim face.
Our party is exploring the fetid swamps. While each of us is a little tipsy, we can mentally communicate.
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Our party is exploring the fetid swamps. While each of us is a little tipsy, we can mentally communicate.
Scraping a thin, clear oil off the floor of our homemade aircraft and out a recessed hatch.
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Scraping a thin, clear oil off the floor of our homemade aircraft and out a recessed hatch.
I must stack fungal pods from biggest to smallest.
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I must stack fungal pods from biggest to smallest.
Wrapping yards of sheeting around several neighbourhood animals.
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Wrapping yards of sheeting around several neighbourhood animals.
I am a sleek raven, circling above my master and his wild boar.
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I am a sleek raven, circling above my master and his wild boar.
Ancient wisdom has collapsed into one axiom: don't eat weird fruit.
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Ancient wisdom has collapsed into one axiom: don't eat weird fruit.
Hand staining slides. Start with two back to back and pull out four. This happens over and over, the slides decades old.
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Hand staining slides. Start with two back to back and pull out four. This happens over and over, the slides decades old.
Some patients have requested that their ultrasounds be saved to vinyl record. The contractor they hired is in the way.
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Some patients have requested that their ultrasounds be saved to vinyl record. The contractor they hired is in the way.
The gruel is thick today. Are we running out of water?
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The gruel is thick today. Are we running out of water?
Grandfather tells me to ask when I don't know where a dish goes after washing it. I've lived in this house for 18 years, I think I know their proper homes.
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Grandfather tells me to ask when I don't know where a dish goes after washing it. I've lived in this house for 18 years, I think I know their proper homes.
Young kid hooked up to whirring machinery. This is overkill for a simple parotid biopsy.
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Young kid hooked up to whirring machinery. This is overkill for a simple parotid biopsy.
It's tough to see, but the night sky is an illusion.
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's tough to see, but the night sky is an illusion.
Weaver: minion: until night three you may kill instead of your demon. If you choose to do this on night three you also die.
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Weaver: minion: until night three you may kill instead of your demon. If you choose to do this on night three you also die.
Honour among thieves, strap on your greaves.
Thieves among honour, woe be upon ya.
Thieves among honour, woe be upon ya.
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Honour among thieves, strap on your greaves.
Thieves among honour, woe be upon ya.
Thieves among honour, woe be upon ya.
All that's left of him is a few nerves and bones, hooked up to an intricate web of technology.
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
All that's left of him is a few nerves and bones, hooked up to an intricate web of technology.
Crunchy tabletop arrangements
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Crunchy tabletop arrangements
Ancient basement microwave. I must reheat this pizza in two and a half minutes or the mob boss will kill me. I complete the task and he invites me to eat pizza with him in an open field.
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Ancient basement microwave. I must reheat this pizza in two and a half minutes or the mob boss will kill me. I complete the task and he invites me to eat pizza with him in an open field.