Thats genuinely the least appetising thing i ever seen.
And im always hungry

Somehow missed this, but hey, top pred mouse, of course.

Gonna have to leverage that seeing I'm alarmingly high on the prey scale >>

Turned 30 this year, still figuring shit out.
Mum, whos in her fiftys,is getting married for the first time next year.
She's still got decades of joy ahead of her.

And as soon as my gfs get their citizenships sorted (and immigration stops using a namechange as an excuse to stonewall us) We do too

This can only go well~

Now I'm not saying i have a super secret subby streak.

But hypothetically, if someone were to hypothetically snatch me up and then hypothetically dangle me by my tail. I would, hypothetically, lose all sense of fight or flight.

This is why i havent touched youtube since the release. Im not risking it. no way

If these ghouls want to weasel their way into every thread of the fabric of our lives, they can watch us rip them out at every seam.

Nothing is safe if I'm not keeping a lid on my crazy

Autocorrect was correct though.
It is nice eating Felines

Prey for sure, yum

Are we about to get the coolympics?

I wonder what the catagories are?

Sports? Nah fuck sports.

Who got the craziest followers.
Prank of the year.
Fartherst, you punted a mortal and had them survive.

Let the chaos commence

Tragedy in two posts

Twice

Mouse? :3

My Z is on the top row too! I hate it! I could change it, buy new caps etc... but that's less fun than playing. "Guess where the @ or # is"

I love secret of NIMH such a good movie!

HAPBIRF