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The 3DS was insanely good for Zelda.
The 3DS was insanely good for Zelda.
This is Jason Statham's servant origin story for when he shows up in the Fate/Stay Night cinematic universe. This movie is so yellow-tinted that every actor looks like an Altmer. Jason Statham dodge-rolls a plane crash in this movie.
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6/10
This is Jason Statham's servant origin story for when he shows up in the Fate/Stay Night cinematic universe. This movie is so yellow-tinted that every actor looks like an Altmer. Jason Statham dodge-rolls a plane crash in this movie.
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6/10
"What if Tohno Shiki was a 5th grader?"
Every single scene of this movie feels like the scene that happens right before a brutal massacre happens in a horror movie. I think this movie is what happened to Meteion in Endwalker.
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4/10
"What if Tohno Shiki was a 5th grader?"
Every single scene of this movie feels like the scene that happens right before a brutal massacre happens in a horror movie. I think this movie is what happened to Meteion in Endwalker.
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4/10
This one feels simultaneously like a better, more complete version of Churip but also just padded out to twice the length without adding too much.
But it's ghost girl yuri, so I can't say anything too bad about it.
6/10
This one feels simultaneously like a better, more complete version of Churip but also just padded out to twice the length without adding too much.
But it's ghost girl yuri, so I can't say anything too bad about it.
6/10
I am generally pretty forgiving of these Lu games. They all have a level of jank to them, but he's made some really good stuff. Unfortunately, this is maybe his worst game so far.
I'm sorry, but giant featureless mazes and empty voids that randomly teleport you aren't fun.
2/10
I am generally pretty forgiving of these Lu games. They all have a level of jank to them, but he's made some really good stuff. Unfortunately, this is maybe his worst game so far.
I'm sorry, but giant featureless mazes and empty voids that randomly teleport you aren't fun.
2/10
Robot Jox was a pretty fun movie with nice miniature work and giant robot battles. This is, supposedly, a sequel to Robot Jox, but is mostly a generic post-apocalyptic movie. The closest we come to robot combat is one model robot gently wiggling in the sand.
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2/10
Robot Jox was a pretty fun movie with nice miniature work and giant robot battles. This is, supposedly, a sequel to Robot Jox, but is mostly a generic post-apocalyptic movie. The closest we come to robot combat is one model robot gently wiggling in the sand.
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2/10
I desperately need the Jack Slayter movies to be real, I have to watch them. This is America's Cinema Paradiso, a movie drowning in its own love of movies. This is Arnold Schwarzenegger's Inland Empire.
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10/10
I desperately need the Jack Slayter movies to be real, I have to watch them. This is America's Cinema Paradiso, a movie drowning in its own love of movies. This is Arnold Schwarzenegger's Inland Empire.
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10/10
The movie that best captures the feeling of doing as many sidestories in a Yakuza game as you can before getting back to the main plot. Its pretty impressive that this manages to merge all of its goofy sideplot stuff cohesively with the main story.
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7/10
The movie that best captures the feeling of doing as many sidestories in a Yakuza game as you can before getting back to the main plot. Its pretty impressive that this manages to merge all of its goofy sideplot stuff cohesively with the main story.
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7/10
Basically just a tech demo for KH3. I wish I lived in the world where this was a full sequel to Birth by Sleep; I really think Aqua's story deserved better. It's fine, just nothing special.
6/10
Basically just a tech demo for KH3. I wish I lived in the world where this was a full sequel to Birth by Sleep; I really think Aqua's story deserved better. It's fine, just nothing special.
6/10
Does it still count as copaganda if the cops are cyborg biker gangs?
David Carradine keeps a gamer twink in his basement and makes him write code all day in this movie.
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3/10
Does it still count as copaganda if the cops are cyborg biker gangs?
David Carradine keeps a gamer twink in his basement and makes him write code all day in this movie.
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3/10
This feels like a lost Disney Channel Original Movie, but then it'll have a fully nude shower scene and gore. Confusing tone aside, there are some fun kills in this.
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4/10
This feels like a lost Disney Channel Original Movie, but then it'll have a fully nude shower scene and gore. Confusing tone aside, there are some fun kills in this.
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4/10
"What if The CW made an Alan Wake prestige TV show?"
This movie is entirely people whispering in rooms, but I don't think I'd have liked it any better if I could hear anyone.
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1/10
"What if The CW made an Alan Wake prestige TV show?"
This movie is entirely people whispering in rooms, but I don't think I'd have liked it any better if I could hear anyone.
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1/10
"Love of baseball goes beyond good and evil"
The only media to ever make me excited to watch baseball, and all it took was a guy learning to throw a rasengan.
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8/10
"Love of baseball goes beyond good and evil"
The only media to ever make me excited to watch baseball, and all it took was a guy learning to throw a rasengan.
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8/10
A yuri about a really tall, socially awkward girl with zero self confidence; so this was basically made for me.
I enjoyed this a lot, I just wish the main romance got some more focus because I sort of think the side characters stole the show in the end.
7/10
A yuri about a really tall, socially awkward girl with zero self confidence; so this was basically made for me.
I enjoyed this a lot, I just wish the main romance got some more focus because I sort of think the side characters stole the show in the end.
7/10
Finally, a cooking anime that isn't Food Wars. Unlike Food Wars, this is less focused on recipes and cooking than it is about food bringing people together.
I enjoyed it a lot! I just wish it took more time with the food; a lot of cooking scenes felt rushed.
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7/10
Finally, a cooking anime that isn't Food Wars. Unlike Food Wars, this is less focused on recipes and cooking than it is about food bringing people together.
I enjoyed it a lot! I just wish it took more time with the food; a lot of cooking scenes felt rushed.
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7/10
This captures the feeling of a French noir film really well, but with anime assassins and some doomed yuri sprinkled in. I really enjoyed this. The background art and soundtrack are also great, and I've added the ED song to my regular Playlist.
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8/10
This captures the feeling of a French noir film really well, but with anime assassins and some doomed yuri sprinkled in. I really enjoyed this. The background art and soundtrack are also great, and I've added the ED song to my regular Playlist.
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8/10
The movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger meets Benny from Fallout New Vegas.
Unfortunate casual homophobia aside, this was fun. It's at its best when it focused on him just being a teacher and the kids. The cop stuff could almost be cut from the movie entirely.
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6/10
The movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger meets Benny from Fallout New Vegas.
Unfortunate casual homophobia aside, this was fun. It's at its best when it focused on him just being a teacher and the kids. The cop stuff could almost be cut from the movie entirely.
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6/10