I think it's partly a matter of definition? If you define police very narrowly, the question becomes "Is our current police system working?" and the answer is obviously no. But if you define it very broadly, it's "Should there ever be a team of people trained to respond to conflicts?" and yeah, sure

Wow, I wonder if there's anything else the right wing engages in performatively without committing to in a sincere manner

I loved the part in the Santa Clause where Tim Allen develops Santa's enormous jugs

“Our study found that Mice who Display Criminal Behavior (MDCB’s) had significantly larger (p<0.2) protrusions in the Emmenthäler region”

Every time someone shames a poor person for not becoming rich, my internal response is always “Well, why don’t they just go on Carousel?” and then I remember literally no one will get that reference

You want his poetry to reveal something deep about his soul, but he'd have to be a better poet to accomplish that. It just reads like a handful of lines a guy who's only read so much poetry thought went kinda hard