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Lilfern
@lilfern.bsky.social
The spoils of battle, woohoo! OFMD, Trek, X-Files, general geekery, gardener, figure skater.
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She/her, 40ish or thereabouts, PNW
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Truly some next-level stuff
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
"Ok so Izzy has basically a complete breakdown but the crew makes him a new leg out of the unicorn, also Buttons is a seagull now and the Swede is married to Jackie"
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I miss long spiral sequences
December 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
For a while there I was keeping a running mental tally of every time Buttons either directly or indirectly hinted at cannibalism and it was... a pretty long list
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Wait you're Alaskan too?
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Haines-Fairbanks is a lovely drive though!
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Anchorage?
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I know right
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Maybe, but if you said "billie jean is not my lover" I bet most gen xers would finish the lyric
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Why would you do this to me
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
But Babybel is road trip cheese!
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I knew there had to be some boring and legit corporate reason but I like to think they just premiered this one then went OH NOPE WHAT
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Do we know why it was just this one in particular?
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
But I have no idea about z or alpha
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Like, I think for gen x there are good cases to be made for billie jean, don't stop believin', or maybe hey mickey?
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Honestly though I'm tempted to crowd fund her as PDX's official tall ship because how do we not already have one
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Oh I am so in
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM