LilChromie
@lilchromie.bsky.social
A homunculus possessing 3 of the four humors (lacking black bile); Fashion Influencer
$bigchromie on cashapp give me free money I will waste it on Legos and give you nothing in return
He/Him
$bigchromie on cashapp give me free money I will waste it on Legos and give you nothing in return
He/Him
I think he meant to say "thick, lazy, sloppy, and radicalized" but he doesn't know how commas work
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I think he meant to say "thick, lazy, sloppy, and radicalized" but he doesn't know how commas work
If I were president I'd force every dude to wear baggy pants and install a boner meter on their forehead that consistently gives false readings
December 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
If I were president I'd force every dude to wear baggy pants and install a boner meter on their forehead that consistently gives false readings
If I was making a beam struggle for a blockbuster film in the year of our Lord 2005 and I couldn't make it look better than the weekly serialized anime from 1989 id probably end it
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
If I was making a beam struggle for a blockbuster film in the year of our Lord 2005 and I couldn't make it look better than the weekly serialized anime from 1989 id probably end it
The one time the British used their power of stealing for good
December 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
The one time the British used their power of stealing for good
Harry Potter beam struggles were so stupid too. Like WTF do you mean the disarm spell and the "mods kill this guy" spell can be equally matched? Also they look fucking stupid.
December 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Harry Potter beam struggles were so stupid too. Like WTF do you mean the disarm spell and the "mods kill this guy" spell can be equally matched? Also they look fucking stupid.
Genuinely I think Jenny is in the pocket of big Wizard because she's the only time I hear about it
December 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Genuinely I think Jenny is in the pocket of big Wizard because she's the only time I hear about it
Gameplay wise it's really good but it does have some problematic elements like normalizing French people
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Gameplay wise it's really good but it does have some problematic elements like normalizing French people
The Wizard game is such an industry plant. I have literally heard nothing about it outside of the discourse.
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The Wizard game is such an industry plant. I have literally heard nothing about it outside of the discourse.
I've been informed that if I share my opinions on expedition 33 my corpse will be found bloodstained and covered in baguette crumbs
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I've been informed that if I share my opinions on expedition 33 my corpse will be found bloodstained and covered in baguette crumbs
I didn't watch it did any games win awards
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I didn't watch it did any games win awards
I think maybe some games will win awards. Not sure will get back after I watch it.
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I think maybe some games will win awards. Not sure will get back after I watch it.
Official minister of engineering by ordinance of the prime minister of the United Republic of Chromistan
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Official minister of engineering by ordinance of the prime minister of the United Republic of Chromistan
I cant even get my USB-C cable to let me transfer data to my own computer
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I cant even get my USB-C cable to let me transfer data to my own computer
That feeling when ass surgery was yesterday
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
That feeling when ass surgery was yesterday
I do have the mod that lets you marry the villagers and have kids, but I use it exclusively for child labor and baby fighting rings
December 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I do have the mod that lets you marry the villagers and have kids, but I use it exclusively for child labor and baby fighting rings
The American mind will instead use that energy to worry about what they're going to eat once they are done eating that donut
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The American mind will instead use that energy to worry about what they're going to eat once they are done eating that donut
The Austrian mind cannot comprehend food
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The Austrian mind cannot comprehend food
I feel intense dread knowing that soda steal is the product of a bygone era. There's no need to discretely steal soda from the machine, you can just walk up and start filling empty bottles and no one will give a shit.
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I feel intense dread knowing that soda steal is the product of a bygone era. There's no need to discretely steal soda from the machine, you can just walk up and start filling empty bottles and no one will give a shit.
Sorry bud but we don't need alchemists to promise the world and never deliver, we have tech bros for that now
December 5, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Sorry bud but we don't need alchemists to promise the world and never deliver, we have tech bros for that now