pluto 🪐
@lilacpixxie.bsky.social
twenty-nine. supportive chronic over-sharer. aspiring barely human.
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pluto 🪐
@lilacpixxie.bsky.social
· Dec 20
about me:
🪐28
🪐bi (& happily in a relationship)
🪐chronically ill
🪐pets: bearded dragon, bunny, and snake
🪐so many diagnoses
🪐too curious for my own good
🪐WILL infodump if given the chance
🪐wrote book reports for fun in middle school
🪐28
🪐bi (& happily in a relationship)
🪐chronically ill
🪐pets: bearded dragon, bunny, and snake
🪐so many diagnoses
🪐too curious for my own good
🪐WILL infodump if given the chance
🪐wrote book reports for fun in middle school
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note:
-will not follow back minors or nsfw
quordle goes crazy ngl
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
quordle goes crazy ngl
hot take but I think the expectation that authors shouldn't engage with reviews or in review spaces is really stupid
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
hot take but I think the expectation that authors shouldn't engage with reviews or in review spaces is really stupid
genuinely I think I HAVE to believe in a higher power bc someone has got to be orchestrating my life as a little jokesy for themselves
October 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
genuinely I think I HAVE to believe in a higher power bc someone has got to be orchestrating my life as a little jokesy for themselves
i really have got to stop listening to my therapist because every fuckin time, the worst possible thing happens
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
i really have got to stop listening to my therapist because every fuckin time, the worst possible thing happens
idk i just feel like breakdancers really FUCK yknow?
October 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
idk i just feel like breakdancers really FUCK yknow?
u know, everyone got sooo mad at me last time i moved and packed all my books into large boxes that required two people to carry, but now here we are with 13 small boxes this time and i don't think theyre gonna be any happier!!
October 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
u know, everyone got sooo mad at me last time i moved and packed all my books into large boxes that required two people to carry, but now here we are with 13 small boxes this time and i don't think theyre gonna be any happier!!
tbh maybe unpopular opinion but workplaces requiring proof of death/relation to approve bereavement time is fucking barbaric
October 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
tbh maybe unpopular opinion but workplaces requiring proof of death/relation to approve bereavement time is fucking barbaric
i know some people are mortified by the idea of having to read the memos from when they've sent money to people in court, but I'm actually dying for the opportunity. im so funny and the judge should know
October 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i know some people are mortified by the idea of having to read the memos from when they've sent money to people in court, but I'm actually dying for the opportunity. im so funny and the judge should know
fuck ohio fr for wanting me to get ID'd to USE SOCIAL MEDIA
October 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
fuck ohio fr for wanting me to get ID'd to USE SOCIAL MEDIA
why are all refrigerators stainless steel now
theyre so uGLY AAAAAAAAA
theyre so uGLY AAAAAAAAA
September 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
why are all refrigerators stainless steel now
theyre so uGLY AAAAAAAAA
theyre so uGLY AAAAAAAAA
lowkey sad charlie kirk died. i wanted him to have to defend his prior statements that gun deaths are worth it after getting shot in the neck.
mf died before having to defend his actions. typical. 🙄
mf died before having to defend his actions. typical. 🙄
September 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
lowkey sad charlie kirk died. i wanted him to have to defend his prior statements that gun deaths are worth it after getting shot in the neck.
mf died before having to defend his actions. typical. 🙄
mf died before having to defend his actions. typical. 🙄
it's crazy to me that other countries just be letting pickpocketers get away with it and they're always shocked asf when americans whop them for it
tf u mean ppl are trying to take ur shit YOU paid for and ur not gonna smack tf out of them if u catch them??
tf u mean ppl are trying to take ur shit YOU paid for and ur not gonna smack tf out of them if u catch them??
August 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
it's crazy to me that other countries just be letting pickpocketers get away with it and they're always shocked asf when americans whop them for it
tf u mean ppl are trying to take ur shit YOU paid for and ur not gonna smack tf out of them if u catch them??
tf u mean ppl are trying to take ur shit YOU paid for and ur not gonna smack tf out of them if u catch them??
i've been spiraling for 3 days trying to determine a way i can organize my life in a way i'll actually use
i've never been a planner girly but dear god i need some help planning my chores and to-do lists throughout the week
i've never been a planner girly but dear god i need some help planning my chores and to-do lists throughout the week
August 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
i've been spiraling for 3 days trying to determine a way i can organize my life in a way i'll actually use
i've never been a planner girly but dear god i need some help planning my chores and to-do lists throughout the week
i've never been a planner girly but dear god i need some help planning my chores and to-do lists throughout the week
ALSO COINCIDENTALLY I FINALLY GOT AN EMAIL TO RECOVER MY TIKTOK ACCOUNT. ITS BEEN FUCKING 3 MONTHS OF SUBMITTING TICKETS BUT I FINALLY GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK AND ALL OF MY CONTENT IS STILL THERE 😭😭
August 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
ALSO COINCIDENTALLY I FINALLY GOT AN EMAIL TO RECOVER MY TIKTOK ACCOUNT. ITS BEEN FUCKING 3 MONTHS OF SUBMITTING TICKETS BUT I FINALLY GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK AND ALL OF MY CONTENT IS STILL THERE 😭😭
I FINALLY HAVE A PHONE AGAIN
August 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I FINALLY HAVE A PHONE AGAIN
I need a new book to read so bad but nothing sounds like it hits the spot rn UHGHHHGGGG
August 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I need a new book to read so bad but nothing sounds like it hits the spot rn UHGHHHGGGG
men who paint their nails FUCK
August 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
men who paint their nails FUCK
anyway i rly have to decide what phone i wanna get next and i can’t fucking decide
i hate all of them
i hate all of them
August 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
anyway i rly have to decide what phone i wanna get next and i can’t fucking decide
i hate all of them
i hate all of them
feels cruel that I just spent $900 on a phone 9 months ago and it’s already broken by no fault of my own
count ur days, samsung
count ur days, samsung
August 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
feels cruel that I just spent $900 on a phone 9 months ago and it’s already broken by no fault of my own
count ur days, samsung
count ur days, samsung
Customer on the phone at work: asking me if I voted for Trump
Me, not allowed to talk about politics at work, knowing the demographic of this industry: *nervous sweating*
Me, not allowed to talk about politics at work, knowing the demographic of this industry: *nervous sweating*
August 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Customer on the phone at work: asking me if I voted for Trump
Me, not allowed to talk about politics at work, knowing the demographic of this industry: *nervous sweating*
Me, not allowed to talk about politics at work, knowing the demographic of this industry: *nervous sweating*
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When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.
August 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.
my phone has been broken for almost 3 weeks and ngl… bluesky on an iPad is terrible
August 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
my phone has been broken for almost 3 weeks and ngl… bluesky on an iPad is terrible
i always forget i was friends with tyler henry the medium in high school, and every time i’ve ever seen him appear in anything has been a jumpscare
August 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
i always forget i was friends with tyler henry the medium in high school, and every time i’ve ever seen him appear in anything has been a jumpscare
i rly gotta get back to posting all my unhinged thoughts to the internet for no reason. i miss that shit fr
August 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i rly gotta get back to posting all my unhinged thoughts to the internet for no reason. i miss that shit fr
its been 2 weeks and I still dont have my tiktok account back
atp im just gonna try to get my account banned so the hacker can't have it either 💃💃
atp im just gonna try to get my account banned so the hacker can't have it either 💃💃
June 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
its been 2 weeks and I still dont have my tiktok account back
atp im just gonna try to get my account banned so the hacker can't have it either 💃💃
atp im just gonna try to get my account banned so the hacker can't have it either 💃💃