LilacLiz 🇪🇺🇺🇦🏳️🌈🇨🇦🇬🇱
@lilacliz.bsky.social
Old bag & proud Northerner. Married. Remainer - I want to be an EU citizen again. Likes books, knitting, gardening, cooking, dogs, NUFC. Dislikes Tories, Reform, dogma, Trump. Limited ability to cope with idiots. Absolutely no porn / crypto dealers. #FBPE
What do you call a total idiot who can't spell?
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What do you call a total idiot who can't spell?
Funny how long it is taking Farage to say "yes" without saying "yes". It's almost as if he thinks using lots of words might confuse his core voters.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Funny how long it is taking Farage to say "yes" without saying "yes". It's almost as if he thinks using lots of words might confuse his core voters.
Done & shared.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Done & shared.
'This is Alice through the Looking Glass' stuff & Trump is the Red Queen (literally; he is Putin's pussy). All ways are Trump's ways.
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
'This is Alice through the Looking Glass' stuff & Trump is the Red Queen (literally; he is Putin's pussy). All ways are Trump's ways.
True. I hadn't thought of that, although, to be honest, I try not to think about Johnson at all. It winds me up.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 AM
True. I hadn't thought of that, although, to be honest, I try not to think about Johnson at all. It winds me up.
Boris is a Trump mini-me, a Poundshop version but, whilst he has regularly traded in both wives & lay-bys for younger models, he isn't a paedophile. And just because Boris isn't as awful as Trump (high bar to reach), that doesn't excuse his wrongdoing. He can still pay!
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Boris is a Trump mini-me, a Poundshop version but, whilst he has regularly traded in both wives & lay-bys for younger models, he isn't a paedophile. And just because Boris isn't as awful as Trump (high bar to reach), that doesn't excuse his wrongdoing. He can still pay!
Rough guess: just a vague impression based on my experience of the Trump presidency to date, but neither of them are capable of lying straight in bed. They wouldn't recognise the truth even if it was shaped like a fish & someone was slapping said fish against their respective torsos.
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Rough guess: just a vague impression based on my experience of the Trump presidency to date, but neither of them are capable of lying straight in bed. They wouldn't recognise the truth even if it was shaped like a fish & someone was slapping said fish against their respective torsos.
And the rest...
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
And the rest...
"Fuck" is almost certainly a relevant description. Intern who worked for Johnson / under Johnson at various times. Another of his "lay-bys" I assume. There is no end to BlowJob's moral depravity or any sign of a start to what most people would think is the probity required in a PM.
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"Fuck" is almost certainly a relevant description. Intern who worked for Johnson / under Johnson at various times. Another of his "lay-bys" I assume. There is no end to BlowJob's moral depravity or any sign of a start to what most people would think is the probity required in a PM.
How the hell did Musk & Trump manage t9 fit their respective egos into one room at the same time?
Fitter than LeBron James!!! The shock waves caused by cellulite displacement should Musk decide to actually move at pace would cause at least one island off the Florida coast to sink without trace.
Fitter than LeBron James!!! The shock waves caused by cellulite displacement should Musk decide to actually move at pace would cause at least one island off the Florida coast to sink without trace.
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
How the hell did Musk & Trump manage t9 fit their respective egos into one room at the same time?
Fitter than LeBron James!!! The shock waves caused by cellulite displacement should Musk decide to actually move at pace would cause at least one island off the Florida coast to sink without trace.
Fitter than LeBron James!!! The shock waves caused by cellulite displacement should Musk decide to actually move at pace would cause at least one island off the Florida coast to sink without trace.
"Died", or "was murdered"?
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 AM
"Died", or "was murdered"?
The much-vaunted vetting worked like a charm, then?
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 AM
The much-vaunted vetting worked like a charm, then?
Well done. I love your yarn choice. I used to be so scared of socks. Now they're my go-to destress knit.
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Well done. I love your yarn choice. I used to be so scared of socks. Now they're my go-to destress knit.
Bloody hell! Elon has a sense of humour! Who knew?
But it's deeply disturbing to find yourself agreeing with neo fascists twice within one week - Melon Husk & the fragrant & now persecuted MTG. My poor mind!!!
But it's deeply disturbing to find yourself agreeing with neo fascists twice within one week - Melon Husk & the fragrant & now persecuted MTG. My poor mind!!!
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Bloody hell! Elon has a sense of humour! Who knew?
But it's deeply disturbing to find yourself agreeing with neo fascists twice within one week - Melon Husk & the fragrant & now persecuted MTG. My poor mind!!!
But it's deeply disturbing to find yourself agreeing with neo fascists twice within one week - Melon Husk & the fragrant & now persecuted MTG. My poor mind!!!
Name & shame them. This blatant misogyny has to stop & that means exposing those whose silence & craven complicity reinforce Trump's belief that he is untouchable.
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Name & shame them. This blatant misogyny has to stop & that means exposing those whose silence & craven complicity reinforce Trump's belief that he is untouchable.
I sponsored & housed a Ukranian family. Dad now works as a welder in a company desperate to recruit welders. Son is training to be a chef. Mum also working. Eldest daughter, still at school, hopes to be a dentist (dad couldn'tfind an NHS dentist). They all enrich life in the UK. Bring on diversity!
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I sponsored & housed a Ukranian family. Dad now works as a welder in a company desperate to recruit welders. Son is training to be a chef. Mum also working. Eldest daughter, still at school, hopes to be a dentist (dad couldn'tfind an NHS dentist). They all enrich life in the UK. Bring on diversity!
Instead of which he's turning the Whie House into a glorified trailer park...& all done in the "best possible taste".
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Instead of which he's turning the Whie House into a glorified trailer park...& all done in the "best possible taste".
As we say "up north", well bugger me! (PS don't bother; not my scene & I'm northern so best left in peace & unannoyed.)
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
As we say "up north", well bugger me! (PS don't bother; not my scene & I'm northern so best left in peace & unannoyed.)
Personally, & much as I disagree with the current Labour government, I'd vote for a bloody watermelon calling itself a Labour politician if it meant that neither the Tories nor Reform got in. I don't much like the current government, but I dislike the likely replacements SOOOO much more.
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Personally, & much as I disagree with the current Labour government, I'd vote for a bloody watermelon calling itself a Labour politician if it meant that neither the Tories nor Reform got in. I don't much like the current government, but I dislike the likely replacements SOOOO much more.
Farage is a nasty man. He should never be allowed anywhere near a position of power. Gove is a nasty man. Some Tory arseholes valued his alleged intelligence above his unpalatable persona, hence his back catalogue of government roles. STOP VOTING FOR THESE BASTARDS! End.
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Farage is a nasty man. He should never be allowed anywhere near a position of power. Gove is a nasty man. Some Tory arseholes valued his alleged intelligence above his unpalatable persona, hence his back catalogue of government roles. STOP VOTING FOR THESE BASTARDS! End.
Trump lies (surprise!!). He fell out with Epstein over a property deal - not sex with underage girls. And Epstein's texts show he spent Thanksgiving 2017 with Trump, so they obviously f***** & made up. But others, including Democrats, also have a few questions to answer, preferably in court.
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Trump lies (surprise!!). He fell out with Epstein over a property deal - not sex with underage girls. And Epstein's texts show he spent Thanksgiving 2017 with Trump, so they obviously f***** & made up. But others, including Democrats, also have a few questions to answer, preferably in court.
Bad look, Donald. Think of the optics!
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Bad look, Donald. Think of the optics!