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November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Fortunately, the charges were bologna, and the prosecutors couldn't cut the mustard.
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
A common sentiment at the Cheney family plot.
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Mine eyes hath seen the glory of the coming of the lord, he is trampling out the vintage where the grey poupon is stored…
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
“Gentlemen," she said, "I am 25 years old and I have killed 309 fascist invaders by now. Don't you think, gentlemen, that you have been hiding behind my back for too long?"
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Evelyn “Pavlichenko” Normielib
November 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What's Portnoy's Complaint?
November 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Dearest Clara,
Today I was struck by a footlong sandwich, hurled with such force it rattled my vest. The mustard and onions burst upon impact, their scent lingering like cannon smoke. My uniform is stained, my pride wounded, yet I remain unbroken. War is hell, Clara
Yours always
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
APDS

Avocado, provolone, double salami
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
A bar in Portland, Maine, had a burger, shot of Evan Williams and a Schlitz tall boy for $5 during weekday happy hours.
October 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You never know when its fancy picnic time!
July 31, 2025 at 11:59 AM
That’s why it needs water!
June 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Rapid Unscheduled Dairy
June 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
18 U.S.C. § 241 (Conspiracy Against Rights) can carry the death penalty. Its the only capital charge I support.
May 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
18 U.S.C. 242
May 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“Free trade and sailor’s rights!”
April 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
April 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM