Craig Anderson
@librarianirl.bsky.social
Friendly and enthusiastic librarian at a decent-sized Northeastern University. Also a dangerous tattooed purple-haired miscreant.
When I'm ready for my next car, I'm going to consider a Honda Pilot. Apparently they can drive perpendicular to the direction that their wheels are facing, fast enoughto threatena grown man's life! 😳
January 13, 2026 at 3:09 AM
When I'm ready for my next car, I'm going to consider a Honda Pilot. Apparently they can drive perpendicular to the direction that their wheels are facing, fast enoughto threatena grown man's life! 😳
They should do an SNL skit of a militia group somewhere watching the presidential debates, where one candidate promises to imprison anyone who disagrees with them, and the other promises healthcare, education, and a free kitten to everyone. So naturally they mobilize against the second person. 🙄
January 10, 2026 at 1:36 PM
They should do an SNL skit of a militia group somewhere watching the presidential debates, where one candidate promises to imprison anyone who disagrees with them, and the other promises healthcare, education, and a free kitten to everyone. So naturally they mobilize against the second person. 🙄
I'm pretty sure that Johnathan Ross is also the name of a British TV show host. He must be having SUCH a weird week.
January 10, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I'm pretty sure that Johnathan Ross is also the name of a British TV show host. He must be having SUCH a weird week.
Aren't the people who are now pitying the poor ICE agent who was merely defending himself from a TWO-TON VEHICLE the same people who cheered when a two-ton vehicle literally drove over a woman during the Black Lives Matter protests because the driver was afraid to be late for work?
January 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Aren't the people who are now pitying the poor ICE agent who was merely defending himself from a TWO-TON VEHICLE the same people who cheered when a two-ton vehicle literally drove over a woman during the Black Lives Matter protests because the driver was afraid to be late for work?
The thing about January 6th that everyone seems to forget; is that during the 2020 election, Trump was telling everyone that COVID was fake, and that we didn't need to mail-in our ballots. So MAGA actually went to the polls, making it seem like a landslide until the mail-in votes came in for Biden.
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
The thing about January 6th that everyone seems to forget; is that during the 2020 election, Trump was telling everyone that COVID was fake, and that we didn't need to mail-in our ballots. So MAGA actually went to the polls, making it seem like a landslide until the mail-in votes came in for Biden.
So ... you know how the Democrats haven't tried to Impeach Trump because there's a GOP majority in both houses, and we tried this twice, and it doesn't work? Do they have ... like ... a limited amount of impeachment attempts? Because Trump certainly doesn't have a limit of impeachable offenses.
January 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
So ... you know how the Democrats haven't tried to Impeach Trump because there's a GOP majority in both houses, and we tried this twice, and it doesn't work? Do they have ... like ... a limited amount of impeachment attempts? Because Trump certainly doesn't have a limit of impeachable offenses.
Trump seems to fly into a rage every time a musician criticizes him, or pulls out of the Kennedy Center honors, or whenever a late-night comedian mocks him; has he tried ... like maybe ... NOT being a complete asshole for like 5 minutes?
December 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Trump seems to fly into a rage every time a musician criticizes him, or pulls out of the Kennedy Center honors, or whenever a late-night comedian mocks him; has he tried ... like maybe ... NOT being a complete asshole for like 5 minutes?
Also? It occurs to me that if we somehow had a Radical Left president who regularly posted things like: "Merry Christmas to all, except the Conservative Fascist Scum who are trying to destroy America, blah blah blah ...", I wouldn't be proud of them. I'd be disappointed.
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Also? It occurs to me that if we somehow had a Radical Left president who regularly posted things like: "Merry Christmas to all, except the Conservative Fascist Scum who are trying to destroy America, blah blah blah ...", I wouldn't be proud of them. I'd be disappointed.
Conservatives: "Sure, we can release the Epstein files, but what if BILL CLINTON is in them?"
Liberals: "Yes, arrest him too!"
Conservatives: "Ah yes, but we said what if CLINTON is in them??"
Liberals: "Yes, lock him up!"
Conservatives: "Okay, but did you think that maybe CLINTON would be in them?"
Liberals: "Yes, arrest him too!"
Conservatives: "Ah yes, but we said what if CLINTON is in them??"
Liberals: "Yes, lock him up!"
Conservatives: "Okay, but did you think that maybe CLINTON would be in them?"
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Conservatives: "Sure, we can release the Epstein files, but what if BILL CLINTON is in them?"
Liberals: "Yes, arrest him too!"
Conservatives: "Ah yes, but we said what if CLINTON is in them??"
Liberals: "Yes, lock him up!"
Conservatives: "Okay, but did you think that maybe CLINTON would be in them?"
Liberals: "Yes, arrest him too!"
Conservatives: "Ah yes, but we said what if CLINTON is in them??"
Liberals: "Yes, lock him up!"
Conservatives: "Okay, but did you think that maybe CLINTON would be in them?"
Why was Andrew Tate in a boxing match anyway? Didn't he get arrested in Italy last year or something? Why isn't he in prison? Something about him bullying a teenage girl online and they tracked him down? 🤔
December 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Why was Andrew Tate in a boxing match anyway? Didn't he get arrested in Italy last year or something? Why isn't he in prison? Something about him bullying a teenage girl online and they tracked him down? 🤔
So Anthony Joshua gets to Von Kaiser next, then Piston Honda? 🤔
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
So Anthony Joshua gets to Von Kaiser next, then Piston Honda? 🤔
Conservatives be like: "Trump is a genius! He's out there playing 4-D CHESS! Which is so clever that it's absolutely indistinguishable from the way that a petulant, egomaniacal bigot would run things!!".
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Conservatives be like: "Trump is a genius! He's out there playing 4-D CHESS! Which is so clever that it's absolutely indistinguishable from the way that a petulant, egomaniacal bigot would run things!!".
Everyone is saying that Trump's "Patriot Games" is a recreation of the Hunger Games. But honestly, I think its just Trump realizing that we will never have an Olympics in this country every again while ICE is around.
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Everyone is saying that Trump's "Patriot Games" is a recreation of the Hunger Games. But honestly, I think its just Trump realizing that we will never have an Olympics in this country every again while ICE is around.
I honestly think that Conservatives believe that if a bad guy held a gun up to them, they'd simply say: "I don't think so, thou uncouth ruffian! [pulls back jacket] For I, TOO, have a firearm!!".
And then the mugger would drop his gun and wail in defeat.
"Nooooo, my only weakness!!".
And then the mugger would drop his gun and wail in defeat.
"Nooooo, my only weakness!!".
December 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I honestly think that Conservatives believe that if a bad guy held a gun up to them, they'd simply say: "I don't think so, thou uncouth ruffian! [pulls back jacket] For I, TOO, have a firearm!!".
And then the mugger would drop his gun and wail in defeat.
"Nooooo, my only weakness!!".
And then the mugger would drop his gun and wail in defeat.
"Nooooo, my only weakness!!".
I don't get Conservative fears.
Liberals are like: "What if I get grabbed off the street and thrown into a van if ICE decides my skin is too tan?"
Conservatives are like: "Yes, but what if some kid gets a free school lunch but his parents are only a LITTLE poor!?!?!"
Liberals are like: "What if I get grabbed off the street and thrown into a van if ICE decides my skin is too tan?"
Conservatives are like: "Yes, but what if some kid gets a free school lunch but his parents are only a LITTLE poor!?!?!"
December 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I don't get Conservative fears.
Liberals are like: "What if I get grabbed off the street and thrown into a van if ICE decides my skin is too tan?"
Conservatives are like: "Yes, but what if some kid gets a free school lunch but his parents are only a LITTLE poor!?!?!"
Liberals are like: "What if I get grabbed off the street and thrown into a van if ICE decides my skin is too tan?"
Conservatives are like: "Yes, but what if some kid gets a free school lunch but his parents are only a LITTLE poor!?!?!"
With the way that Trump has been cracking down on "Anti-Semitic" protest at universities, I'll just bet he can't WAIT to invite Ahmed al Ahmed to the White House to honor him for his bravery!!
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
With the way that Trump has been cracking down on "Anti-Semitic" protest at universities, I'll just bet he can't WAIT to invite Ahmed al Ahmed to the White House to honor him for his bravery!!
Even if Bill Clinton were literally the only person in the Epstein files, id want them revealed. Why? Because I don't like it when pedophiles are walking around free. 🤷♂️
December 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Even if Bill Clinton were literally the only person in the Epstein files, id want them revealed. Why? Because I don't like it when pedophiles are walking around free. 🤷♂️
Y'know in those comics when a bad guy impersonates Spider-Man, and suddenly everyone hates Spidey? Spider-man never turns on the people, saying: :Oh sure, just because someone wears a Spider costume you think he's a menace!". That's how I feel when someone uses: "White People" pejoratively.
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Y'know in those comics when a bad guy impersonates Spider-Man, and suddenly everyone hates Spidey? Spider-man never turns on the people, saying: :Oh sure, just because someone wears a Spider costume you think he's a menace!". That's how I feel when someone uses: "White People" pejoratively.
All these women saying "If he had said: "Quiet, Piggy" to me, I would have lost my shit".
If I EVER heard a man say that to a woman in my presence, I would have lost MY shit! 🤬🤬🤬
If I EVER heard a man say that to a woman in my presence, I would have lost MY shit! 🤬🤬🤬
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
All these women saying "If he had said: "Quiet, Piggy" to me, I would have lost my shit".
If I EVER heard a man say that to a woman in my presence, I would have lost MY shit! 🤬🤬🤬
If I EVER heard a man say that to a woman in my presence, I would have lost MY shit! 🤬🤬🤬
Every time Trump generates a new scandal, I want to reinforce the fact that we never got mad enough about his previous ones.
Like: "Oh sure, he blew Bill Clinton, but did you hear the part where he said that Mexicans were criminals and rapists?"
Like: "Oh sure, he blew Bill Clinton, but did you hear the part where he said that Mexicans were criminals and rapists?"
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Every time Trump generates a new scandal, I want to reinforce the fact that we never got mad enough about his previous ones.
Like: "Oh sure, he blew Bill Clinton, but did you hear the part where he said that Mexicans were criminals and rapists?"
Like: "Oh sure, he blew Bill Clinton, but did you hear the part where he said that Mexicans were criminals and rapists?"
"What even is my life right now??" -- Monica Lewinsky, probably. 🥺
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"What even is my life right now??" -- Monica Lewinsky, probably. 🥺
Also? We need a series of memes showing #MegynKelly (Hi birthday twin!) equivocating the crimes of other horrible people through history. "Charles Manson really only sent OTHER people to kill, so it's not like he killed people himself...".
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Also? We need a series of memes showing #MegynKelly (Hi birthday twin!) equivocating the crimes of other horrible people through history. "Charles Manson really only sent OTHER people to kill, so it's not like he killed people himself...".
Republicans seem to be saying: "Ah yes, but what if BILL CLINTON is in the Epstein files!?! That would mean that you were WRONG about him and that you voted for a bad person, and you'd never be able to face your parents ever again because you were wrong about someone just once in your life ...".
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Republicans seem to be saying: "Ah yes, but what if BILL CLINTON is in the Epstein files!?! That would mean that you were WRONG about him and that you voted for a bad person, and you'd never be able to face your parents ever again because you were wrong about someone just once in your life ...".
Like, all you have to do is to admit that you don't want a pedophile as a president!
You can still hate on the Libs as much as you want for, I don't know, for believing that people who aren't straight, White, Cis males deserve civil rights too, I guess.
You can still hate on the Libs as much as you want for, I don't know, for believing that people who aren't straight, White, Cis males deserve civil rights too, I guess.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Like, all you have to do is to admit that you don't want a pedophile as a president!
You can still hate on the Libs as much as you want for, I don't know, for believing that people who aren't straight, White, Cis males deserve civil rights too, I guess.
You can still hate on the Libs as much as you want for, I don't know, for believing that people who aren't straight, White, Cis males deserve civil rights too, I guess.
It's infuriating that liberals have to make the argument: "Wait! The guy who sent armed secret police into our cities to grab people off the streets with no due process, wrecked our economy, destroyed the White House garden, and took obvious bribes is a PEDOPHILE too! Surely now you oppose him?"
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It's infuriating that liberals have to make the argument: "Wait! The guy who sent armed secret police into our cities to grab people off the streets with no due process, wrecked our economy, destroyed the White House garden, and took obvious bribes is a PEDOPHILE too! Surely now you oppose him?"