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Apparently it’s also not a lie if no one ever calls you on it! #complicitmedia #magaisacult #whereiscongress #tds #lyingliars

WASHINGTON—Pledging to provide her with spectacles, a curled-up tie, and whatever else she needed to do a great job, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that he would be appointing Lara Trump as...

708 likes, 10 comments - dadjokesforthewin on February 3, 2026: "Legal fees and burritos – a match made in court.".

The dispute over control and influence in the Arctic has taken an unusually symbolic turn after Greenland’s parliament, the Inatsisartut, introduced an extraordinary piece of legislation aimed at the U.S. president. In a unanimous vote, lawmakers put forward a proposal declaring Donald Trump — along with “all his descendants for the next 100 generations” — unwelcome on the island.The move is a pointed response to a leaked $700 billion purchase proposal and what Greenlandic leaders describe as subsequent military pressure from Washington. Premier Múte B. Egede said the bill represents a permanent rejection of any attempt to treat Greenland’s land and people as commodities. Although the idea of banning future descendants has no standing in international law, the legislation is meant to carry strong symbolic force, signaling a definitive end to any such negotiations.The timing coincides with the arrival of European forces from France, Germany, and Norway to reinforce Greenland’s defenses, a development that has strengthened the resolve of local officials. By extending the ban across generations, Greenland’s leaders are making a cultural and political statement that projects like the so-called “Golden Dome” will never be acceptable — no matter who occupies the White House.

Read the Bizarro comic strip from February 5, 2026, and check out other Bizarro comics by Wayno & Piraro.

Oklahoma Republicans are literally making any Christ-like behavior illegal. You ask WWJD? Well, in Oklahoma he'd be arrested.

The Nobel Peace Prize has never been given to a city in the past, typically only going to individuals and organizations.

Read the Bizarro comic strip from February 4, 2026, and check out other Bizarro comics by Wayno & Piraro.

8,127 likes, 66 comments - lagunabeachdems on February 2, 2026: "😂🤪".

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