"Saw this guy on TV I thought looked just like you" my mums just told me. She was talking about Jamie O'Hara. Fuck sake.
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"Saw this guy on TV I thought looked just like you" my mums just told me. She was talking about Jamie O'Hara. Fuck sake.
Did Pep try and assault a cameraman again at the end?
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Did Pep try and assault a cameraman again at the end?
@savinho serious mate no joking please just don't play again football not suited to u pal your crap no hard feelings just not worked out
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
@savinho serious mate no joking please just don't play again football not suited to u pal your crap no hard feelings just not worked out
I see Toni's Hen Do has outed himself as a massive cunt for about the 20th time
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I see Toni's Hen Do has outed himself as a massive cunt for about the 20th time
I'm sorreh to say, it's Moyseh
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm sorreh to say, it's Moyseh
Although I'm fully gripped by Ashes fever, I think I'll go blind if I see someone else give their combined XI of the current era, in the 21st century or since the 2nd World War.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Although I'm fully gripped by Ashes fever, I think I'll go blind if I see someone else give their combined XI of the current era, in the 21st century or since the 2nd World War.
Dixon and Matterface talking about how great Rashford and Bellingham are is something to endure whilst watching how O'Reilly gets on
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Dixon and Matterface talking about how great Rashford and Bellingham are is something to endure whilst watching how O'Reilly gets on
Can you imagine suggesting a 3-0 win at home to Liverpool without Rodri playing a few months ago?
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Can you imagine suggesting a 3-0 win at home to Liverpool without Rodri playing a few months ago?
Today will not be productive
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Today will not be productive
Put £50 on Arsenal to win at half time, and didn't cash out in the 93rd minute.
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Put £50 on Arsenal to win at half time, and didn't cash out in the 93rd minute.
Think people in my office are a little taken aback by my views on Beckham. My views being that I hate him more than any other cunt in the world.
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Think people in my office are a little taken aback by my views on Beckham. My views being that I hate him more than any other cunt in the world.
Got Radio X on at work and I fail to believe that on "the request hour" people have been in touch requesting for Human by The Killers and then Dakota by Stereophonics.
October 31, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Got Radio X on at work and I fail to believe that on "the request hour" people have been in touch requesting for Human by The Killers and then Dakota by Stereophonics.
"Are you going to dress up for Halloween tomorrow, Liam?" Are you completely out of your fucking mind?
October 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
"Are you going to dress up for Halloween tomorrow, Liam?" Are you completely out of your fucking mind?
Why is England vs Australia in Rugby League also being called "The Ashes"? Sure The Ashes is England vs Australia in men's test cricket only?
October 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Why is England vs Australia in Rugby League also being called "The Ashes"? Sure The Ashes is England vs Australia in men's test cricket only?
Definitely a line from Brass Eye
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Definitely a line from Brass Eye
Gutted I'm not at Villarreal tonight, mind blowing that this was 14 years ago
October 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Gutted I'm not at Villarreal tonight, mind blowing that this was 14 years ago
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We're back tomorrow before the Everton game, welcoming our friends from @sfoodbanks.bsky.social 🩵
⏰ 13:00 - 14:30
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🥫 donations of non-perishable food & toiletries for Mancunian communities
#HungerDoesntWearClubColours #SolidarityNotCharity
⏰ 13:00 - 14:30
📌 Location details on the graphic
🥫 donations of non-perishable food & toiletries for Mancunian communities
#HungerDoesntWearClubColours #SolidarityNotCharity
October 17, 2025 at 10:42 AM
We're back tomorrow before the Everton game, welcoming our friends from @sfoodbanks.bsky.social 🩵
⏰ 13:00 - 14:30
📌 Location details on the graphic
🥫 donations of non-perishable food & toiletries for Mancunian communities
#HungerDoesntWearClubColours #SolidarityNotCharity
⏰ 13:00 - 14:30
📌 Location details on the graphic
🥫 donations of non-perishable food & toiletries for Mancunian communities
#HungerDoesntWearClubColours #SolidarityNotCharity
"Today were unlucky, but remember we have only to be lucky once, you will have to be lucky always."
October 12, 2025 at 8:41 AM
"Today were unlucky, but remember we have only to be lucky once, you will have to be lucky always."
I've just looked through Rolling Stones top 50 songs of this millennium and all I can tell you is they're wrong
October 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I've just looked through Rolling Stones top 50 songs of this millennium and all I can tell you is they're wrong
I fucking hate flying. Just about to get on a plane back to Manchester and they've sent everyone back to the terminal because of a technical issue with the plane and "we'll give you an update in 30 minutes".
October 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I fucking hate flying. Just about to get on a plane back to Manchester and they've sent everyone back to the terminal because of a technical issue with the plane and "we'll give you an update in 30 minutes".
Early days still but comparing the games last season to this year (discounting Burnley) we're 6 points better off and 14 better goal difference
October 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Early days still but comparing the games last season to this year (discounting Burnley) we're 6 points better off and 14 better goal difference
Not really got much of an opinion on Keith Andrews yet but him looking a little bit like Elano favours him. Will no doubt feel different in 2 hours.
October 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Not really got much of an opinion on Keith Andrews yet but him looking a little bit like Elano favours him. Will no doubt feel different in 2 hours.
I'd say they're quite famous for lacking a sense of humour
October 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I'd say they're quite famous for lacking a sense of humour
Rhymes with Amorim will Slot ever win again
October 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Rhymes with Amorim will Slot ever win again