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A haiku is a Japanese short form poem: 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. Can I create one to summarise each #LFC match? Will I keep it up? Let’s see 😀 #YNWA (Regular account: [email protected])
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A lot of effort
But nothing to show for it
Until Virgil scores.

#BHAFC 0-1 #LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #PL #CleanSheet
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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The better team won
So we can’t really complain.
Oh, well, them’s the breaks.

#LFC 1-2 #MCFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #PL #NoCleanSheet
February 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Toon came and scored first
That seemed to wake up The Reds
Hugo, Flo, Ibou

#LFC 4-1
#NUFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #PL #NoCleanSheet
January 31, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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No ‘u’ after ‘q’?
Qarabag could not score one
While the Reds scored six

#LFC #Qarabag #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #UCL #CleanSheet
January 28, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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More shite defending.
First defeat in a while but
lessons STILL not learned.

#AFCB 3-2 #LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #UCL #NoCleanSheet
January 24, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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The wall jumps: Dom scores.
Two more in the second half
Seal the deal - and points

#Marseilles 0-3 #LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #UCL #CleanSheet
January 21, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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I am losing faith
That Slot knows how to set up
The team to win games.

#Haiku #LFC
January 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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No promoted team
Beaten at home this season.
That is quite shameful.

#LFC 1-1 #Burnley #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Szoboszlai hubris
Did not come back to bite us
Comfortable win

#LFC 4-1 #Barnsley #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
January 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Clean sheet and a point
I’ll definitely take that
Bradley stretchered off.

#AFC 0-0 #LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
January 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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Toothless against Leeds,
toothless against Fulham, too;
Can’t defend a lead.

#FFC 2 - 2 #LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
January 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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Leeds came for the point.
They got it - and deserved it.
LFC toothless.

#LFC 0-0 #LUFC
#Haiku #CleanSheet #YNWA
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Two up at half time
But concede one and quickly
Lose all self-belief.

#LFC 2-1 #WWFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
December 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Isak, Hugo score
Spurs reduced to nine men
And we just hold on.

#THFC 1-2 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
December 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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(Not safe for #Reform voters or #Christian Nationalists) A colleague of mine was trying to write a song for the children to sing on Christmas Day at her church. She had the chorus sorted but was stuck for verses.

I offered to help. I'm nice like that. soundcloud.com/leoroberts/nativity-song-2025
Nativity Song 2025
Joseph lived in Nazareth And Mary was his girlfriend Rome required a census because Caesar was a bellend Off they trooped to Bethlehem, their journey was quite far Their lodgings were not up to much -
soundcloud.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
lfc-haiku.bsky.social
They take a whole line:
Brighton And Hove Albion.
That was *all* they took.

#LFC 2-0 #BAHFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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@mickmaskell.bsky.social happy birthday, Mick 🎉🎂😀
December 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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In my wildest dreams
I never dreamt we’d win that.
Another false dawn?

#Internazionale 0-1 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Two goals to the good
But Leeds regain parity
One more goal each: draw.

#LUFC 3-3 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Late kick off - just back from the game:

The Black Cats scored one,
So did the Redmen, one point
Is better than none.

#LFC 1-1 #SAFC

#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
lfc-haiku.bsky.social
What I *was* going to post:

Ibou much improved.
Because Madrid don’t want him?
We kept a clean sheet.

But…

Isak scored a goal!
Hopefully the first of many.
Cody seals the points.

#WHUFC 0-2 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I don’t even allow myself to *think* about Christmas til Moose’s Advent Calendar is available. Download it, print it off and get your crayons out 😀🎄
mooseallain.bsky.social Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · Nov 29
Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Part of our 2025 Advent Calendar, a black and white line drawing showing my version of Bigfoots wearing wintery clothes and bearing various wrapped Christmas presents.
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Another shitshow
Mo is a waste of a place
Very depressing.

#LFC 1-4 #PSV
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Beaten… by Forest.
International breaks suck,
So do we. For now.

#LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Manchester City:
So often our nemesis
And they were again.

#MCFC 3-0 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM