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Posts dictated, not read.

All opinions pronounced here are mine, but are available for purchase.

I block anyone who posts degenerative AI slop (while muttering “what a cunt” under my breath). Nothing personal.

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Teďka to hlavní:

Když žehlíte balící papír - s párou nebo na sucho? Nižší nebo vyšší teplota? Jak žehlily papír vaše babičky? Přidáváte do vody kapku vanilky nebo rybí omáčky, aby papír voněl vánocemi? Podělte se o své tradiční postupy.
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Exclusive: After speaking with Orthanc's Saruman, Trump called the Steward of Gondor and advised not to provoke Mordor over Ithilien.
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I do apologize. There were no circles. Now it‘s like a proper forenzikz job.

Enhance. Enhance. Zoom In. Dewankify. Dewankify some more. Zoom in. Perfect.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Come on, that would be impossible!
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oh boy, this guy is a pro. Some might say even pro-paedo.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"buT BuT O is oVer the ziP tiE"
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Obvious photoshop.
I had hoped this site was more alert to the importance of not being a total wanker.
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Innit really cute when absolute twats who know fuckall pretend they actually know stuff.

Explain, professor. How did I photoshop those so fast? Wow. Cunt.

You dont just crop the image to show off crappy pixels and proclaim "photoshop!". You actually need to know what you're looking for.

Cunt.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I can wait for what this master designer has to offer
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Je to baňka? Ano. Jo koule? Ne. Je to kulový vrchlík? Si piš.
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Baňka je vypouklý, vydutý předmět.
Koule je trojrozměrné těleso, tvořené všemi body, které leží nejvýše v dané vzdálenosti od středu.

Je to baňka? Ano. Je to koule? Ano.
Válka skončila.

Řešíte jestli je to jablko, nebo ovoce. Odpověď je ano.
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
He's just bringing the original meaning back?

I proclaim, dear chaps, it is positively gay, most joyous indeed, to have a girlfriend in 2025!
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I can see where they got the name from though lol
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Yo, I got you that Xbox."
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Normies furt ještě řeší havajskou čokoládu, zatímco my už dávno jedeme na dunajské čokoládě.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Já zůstávám u každoroční klasiky.
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Yes, that's exactly what I meant when I wrote "unfortunatelly" with two Ls. "Fortunaspillenes".

Go 'ed and add it to dictionary lad. We might need it later once we figure out what the fuck it means. Glad computers are smart now.
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Happy Thursday the 20th to all who celebrate.
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Pak je to jen otázka správně umístěné autenticky vypadající etikety.
Kdo (z nich) by tomuhle odolal?
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I say let's do qute the opposite.

Shame my flare, chat. Be ruthless.
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Wood chipper, feet first.

Ju suis Patton.
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"Wok is dead haven't you heard the news? Go wok go brok."
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
To vůbec nezní jako Jospeh Smith [mormoni] jen o sto let později mínus zlaté desky, jaké svět neviděl 🤣

Also, našel jsem i nějakou zkušenost (za autenticitu neručím).
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM