lextalonis
@lextalonis.bsky.social
Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear.
“Call it democracy, or call it democratic socialism, but there must be a better distribution of wealth within this country for all God’s children.” - MLK
January 19, 2026 at 5:49 PM
“Call it democracy, or call it democratic socialism, but there must be a better distribution of wealth within this country for all God’s children.” - MLK
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning.
I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning.
January 7, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning.
I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning.
My right wing opinions are the same as my left-wing opinions: flap flap flap.
December 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My right wing opinions are the same as my left-wing opinions: flap flap flap.
@mjgault.bsky.social hey there sorry to bother you. Is your podcast rabbithole still a thing or if you stop doing it?
December 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
@mjgault.bsky.social hey there sorry to bother you. Is your podcast rabbithole still a thing or if you stop doing it?
Imagine my disappointed when I realized Enzo Ferrari was just Henry Smith
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Imagine my disappointed when I realized Enzo Ferrari was just Henry Smith
the economy now = gambling, scams, and only fans
December 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
the economy now = gambling, scams, and only fans
You have the right not to be killed
'Cause murder is a crime
But not when it's done
By a policeman
Or an Aristocrat
Know your rights
'Cause murder is a crime
But not when it's done
By a policeman
Or an Aristocrat
Know your rights
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You have the right not to be killed
'Cause murder is a crime
But not when it's done
By a policeman
Or an Aristocrat
Know your rights
'Cause murder is a crime
But not when it's done
By a policeman
Or an Aristocrat
Know your rights
Stephen Miller is not human.
He’s only part of a human. The asshole.
He’s only part of a human. The asshole.
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Stephen Miller is not human.
He’s only part of a human. The asshole.
He’s only part of a human. The asshole.
My 14 words: Nazis collapse fast when mocked by toddlers, librarians, golden retrievers, or literally anyone thinking.
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My 14 words: Nazis collapse fast when mocked by toddlers, librarians, golden retrievers, or literally anyone thinking.
British officer: You French fight for money, while we British fight for honor.
Robert Surcouf,French privateer: Sir, a man fights for what he lacks the most.
Robert Surcouf,French privateer: Sir, a man fights for what he lacks the most.
December 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
British officer: You French fight for money, while we British fight for honor.
Robert Surcouf,French privateer: Sir, a man fights for what he lacks the most.
Robert Surcouf,French privateer: Sir, a man fights for what he lacks the most.
"Who needs math and those anti American Arabic numerals,
I blame all those Al Jabri books. "
"Who are you calling a Jabroni?!"
I blame all those Al Jabri books. "
"Who are you calling a Jabroni?!"
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
"Who needs math and those anti American Arabic numerals,
I blame all those Al Jabri books. "
"Who are you calling a Jabroni?!"
I blame all those Al Jabri books. "
"Who are you calling a Jabroni?!"
Fun fact: Bill Clinton gave Trump his first taste of presidency.
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Fun fact: Bill Clinton gave Trump his first taste of presidency.
Fox News:
how to save money during the holidays:
Don't spend any.
While the math checks out. Have they changed sides on the war on Christmas?
how to save money during the holidays:
Don't spend any.
While the math checks out. Have they changed sides on the war on Christmas?
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Fox News:
how to save money during the holidays:
Don't spend any.
While the math checks out. Have they changed sides on the war on Christmas?
how to save money during the holidays:
Don't spend any.
While the math checks out. Have they changed sides on the war on Christmas?
I just wish someone fought for me as hard as Mike Johnson fights to keep all the Epstein files from coming out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I just wish someone fought for me as hard as Mike Johnson fights to keep all the Epstein files from coming out.
Can you be nude in your own backyard?
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Can you be nude in your own backyard?
Last night: America votes overwhelmingly for Democrats in elections all over the country.
Senate Democrats: How can we fuck this up?
Senate Democrats: How can we fuck this up?
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Last night: America votes overwhelmingly for Democrats in elections all over the country.
Senate Democrats: How can we fuck this up?
Senate Democrats: How can we fuck this up?
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youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Not enough people grew up with Mister Rogers and it shows.
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Not enough people grew up with Mister Rogers and it shows.
It’s not Thanksgiving it’s Trumpsgiving
*Trump is giving eviction notices.
*Trump is giving repo notices.
*Trump is giving food insecurity.
*Trump is giving medical access barriers.
*Trump is giving pain and heart ache.
*Trump is giving high risk air travel.
Trumpsgiving 2025,
*Trump is giving eviction notices.
*Trump is giving repo notices.
*Trump is giving food insecurity.
*Trump is giving medical access barriers.
*Trump is giving pain and heart ache.
*Trump is giving high risk air travel.
Trumpsgiving 2025,
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It’s not Thanksgiving it’s Trumpsgiving
*Trump is giving eviction notices.
*Trump is giving repo notices.
*Trump is giving food insecurity.
*Trump is giving medical access barriers.
*Trump is giving pain and heart ache.
*Trump is giving high risk air travel.
Trumpsgiving 2025,
*Trump is giving eviction notices.
*Trump is giving repo notices.
*Trump is giving food insecurity.
*Trump is giving medical access barriers.
*Trump is giving pain and heart ache.
*Trump is giving high risk air travel.
Trumpsgiving 2025,
every hour of every day just another blatantly unconstitutional abuse of power.
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
every hour of every day just another blatantly unconstitutional abuse of power.
don't govern like you have a mandate if you don't have a mandate.
October 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
don't govern like you have a mandate if you don't have a mandate.
