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lexdoes
@lexdoes.bsky.social
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I have way too many hobbies. PFP drawn by me. LGBTQ+ rights are human rights. BIPOC lives matter. (he/him, 18, mostly SFW)
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By the time the Wii version of Lego LOTR came out in 2012 it was clear the only reason they were still releasing Lego games for the Wii was because they still sold well. They had to crush the graphics to PS2 levels and it stutters like hell
Cover art for Lego Lord Of The Rings on Wii
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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You don't buy Starbucks because they're union-busting shitbags

I don't buy Starbucks because a tiny cup of coffee is eight fucking dollars
Gustavo from Breaking Bad as seen in the "We are not the same" meme
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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New pfp!

#sfwart #art #selfportrait
Headshot of me, (medium-long brown hair, glasses, stubble) looking at the viewer with a neutral expression.
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Happy Halloween!
Me dressed as Phillip J. Fry from Futurama holding a two liter bottle of Shasta and an all-rush mixtape. (reference to the episode Anthology of Interest 2) Me in the same costume playing Space Invaders in my living room (another reference to that episode)
November 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Pickled carrots
Two pickled carrot slices on a plate.
October 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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A political comic showing two figures surrounding a red circle labeled "A" and a blue circle labeled "B". The left figure points at "A" and says "Both sides have done bad things, but one is significantly worse." The right figure, with their arms crossed and eyes closed, says "Both sides have done bad things, so that means they're equally bad." Below them is the text "This is nuance." beneath the left figure, "This is bothsidesism." beneath the right figure, and "Learn to tell them apart" below everything else.
October 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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I like using “autistic” affectionately.

Like look at this creature. It’s so autistic
A plushie of Marx from Kirby
October 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Had a dream I went to a Minecraft parody music festival featuring CaptainSparklez, @yogscast.com, @antvenom.com and, despite being completely unrelated to Minecraft afaik, @odysseyeurobeat.com (who did a beautiful slow acoustic version of Discord)

And now I'm mad it isn't real.
Poster reading: CRAFTAPALOOZA Music Festival June 32nd, 202X Zilch Stadium, Nada, CA Featuring CaptainSparklez, TryHardNinja, Yogscast, MineCraft Awesome Parodys, Eurobeat Brony, Element Animation, Lindee Link, ItsAllMinecraft, AntVenom, and more! Hosted by DanTDM
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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On that note, I’ve never figured out what’s up with this trilogy?
Poster for Jordan Peele’s 2019 movie “Us” Poster for the NBC dramedy series “This Is Us” Poster for the HBO adaptation of The Last Of Us
October 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Dribble I drew for a friend

#sfwart #furryart #anthro #fanart #warioware #wario #dribble
A drawing of Dribble from WarioWare standing against the Diamond Taxi building
October 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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October 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Drew her

#sfwart #furry #furryart #scalie #scalieart #ocart
Sunny, a chubby anthropomorphic yellow dragon girl, winking, sticking her tongue out, and doing a peace sign with her hand. Her purple T-shirt reads “Free Hugs :D”. She is standing against a green gradient background.
September 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Discovered this exists today.

Apparently regular coffee is woke liberal propaganda???
Black Rifle Coffee Company’s Thin Blue Line Coffee
September 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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About my EP...

#indiemusic #bandcamp #indierock #comedymusic

templeblockriot.bandcamp.com/album/sad
A rather embarrassing announcement. Someone already used the name Songs About Ducking for an EP last year, complete with very similar cover art. And I didn't discover that the other EP existed until AFTER I released the EP onto streaming platforms. And now I look like the world's biggest ripoff. Sigh... As I don't want people to think I plagiarized this (To clarify, I didn't; Nokken and I were both parodying the same Big Black album), I have renamed my EP to "SAD". I am also no longer selling the CD. Unfortunately, this isn't as easy on streaming platforms. I'll have to ask CDBaby to submit a takedown notice to Spotify and Apple and Pandora and everyone else. Then I'd have to submit SAD again under the new title, which will cost me another $15. And, to be honest, if I'm going to have to fork over another fifteen bones anyway, I may as well rerecord it and add some more tracks and make it a proper album. To be honest, SAD's kind of shit anyhow, especially in the vocal department. TL;DR: Someone already used the name Songs About Ducking. The EP will be pulled from streaming and renamed to SAD over here on Bandcamp. Also, a new album with rerecorded tracks from SAD among others is coming soon.
September 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Just got an ad promoting pork. Not a specific brand, just the concept of pork in general.
An ad showing pork meatballs with dipping sauce. Text reads “Enough flavor to go around”.
September 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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New reaction image dropped
Cropped screenshot of Dedede with his eyes narrowed and mouth slightly opened, giving the impression that he is confused.
September 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Artists! Show an old piece that you still love

Bouncy little seal from January 2022
September 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Happy #BandcampFriday! Since nobody bought it, my debut EP has received a permanent price cut from $4 to $1.50!

Get it here: templeblockriot.bandcamp.com/album/songs-...

#indiemusic #alternativemusic #comedymusic
The store page for Songs About Ducking. Its cover is a parody of Big Black’s “Songs About Fucking” cover with the woman replaced with an upside down duck head. The price is listed as $1.50. Below that it reads “You'll also get a mystery bonus track that won't be available on streaming as a thank you, as well as a high-quality download of the Duckies music video!”
September 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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The "come and take it" flag with the cannon replaced with a package of Crayola sidewalk chalk
September 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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A box of Tic Tacs with “Final Fantasy TicTacs” on the label
September 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Here come ol’ honker, he come
Waddling up slowly, he say
“I honk you, you shoo me”
Got to be good lookin’ so he can poop where he please

Honk together
Right now
Over me
Four Canadian geese crossing a path, resembling the cover to The Beatles’ “Abbey Road”
August 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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On Build-A-Bear's website rn and they have this. Nowhere does it explain the veil or why kids would want it. Are kids making hot teddy bears and pretending to marry them
Screenshot of Build-A-Bear's website, showing a listing for a "Bear Ears Headband with Veil for Kids" with a picture of a happy girl wearing said headband
August 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Funnily enough when I was five the SMB1 piranha plant designs scared me enough that I never got past 1-2 until I figured out how to get on top of the ceiling
Screenshot from SMB1 with Mario standing next to a Piranha Plant in a pipe.
August 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Only in 1978
Comic book ad from 1978 #223 ATOMIC MINI-PISTOL - LOUDEST BANG! Fires real blanks! Extra loud ex-plosion! 2" long. Barrel opens to load, hammer cocks & fires when trigger is pulled. Ramrod included! #306 $1.50 #305 Ammo-Pak 50c
August 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Remember kids: if your mom won’t let you eat highly processed unhealthy sweet food, ask her to buy highly processed unhealthy salty food
Slim Jim Ad from a 1978 Uncle Scrooge comic reading: “PICK UP STICKS” “If your mom's been bugging you about sweet snacks, pick up Slim Jim® meat snacks at your neighborhood convenierce store. Or ask her to pick them up, next time shes at the supermarket. They're chewy, satisfying snacks that come in six hearty flavors plus beef jerky. They can go anywhere you can go. And they're all meat. So your mom will probably love them just as much as you will.”
August 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM