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If Dionne Warwick isn't writing a bio, neither am I
Defund the police. Fund Batman
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The artist formerly known as Prince Andrew and his horse are both looking really sad lately. I wonder what the horse did
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Minerva and Arachne, or "You Fucking Skank Bitch, You Think You Can Weave Better Than Me Bitch? I'll Fucking Kill You You Whore, Don't Test Me Bitch I'll Turn You Into a Fucking Spider", René-Antoine Houasse (1706)
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Oh great now I'm going to have the phrase "Duck Nuggets" in my head until I die
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
These heroes are the last brave men and women in the UK. They are prepared to sacrifice their freedom just to stand up for our civil liberties and human rights, even against impossible odds.

People are angry at them because they have a daily beauty in their lives which makes ours ugly.
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Welcome to the brand new catastrophic era of an equally terrible person: Rupert Murdoch's fascist son

www.commondreams.org/opinion/rupe...
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Kept seeing posts about this and thought it was a stupid, homophobic joke but then noticed the posts all vanished.

So I searched the files and yeah, it really does look like the Russian Kompromat on Trump is a photo of him giving a blowjob to Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Trey Parker is so talented and also he's such a fucking twat
www.themirror.com/entertainmen...
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Today keeps getting better and better
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?"
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The damage LLMs might do to society is immeasurable, but you've got to admit, they're so relatable
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Honestly what the fuck is wrong with people why are people so keen to return to the horrors of the past
October 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Starting to think I should buy a van, some bleach, and some mould-proof paint and offer free inspections and mould removal to anyone who comes out as a transphobe
October 11, 2025 at 9:39 AM
This ad is backfiring hard these are the coolest animals I've ever seen
October 7, 2025 at 11:19 AM
There simply aren't enough young, lantern-jawed, burly, heavyset men in Hollywood anymore. They once tried to make an X-Men movie and Hank McCoy had to be played by a particularly lanky twink.
October 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
There's something interesting going on here and I feel I could unpack it if I could think about for more than 10 seconds without dry heaving
October 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is a perfect score IMO. Any film where the audience reaction looks like this is a must-see.
October 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
An owl sized moth or 200 moth sized owls?
September 29, 2025 at 10:37 AM
September 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
September 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I hesitate to share this because when I read it last night I laughed until I couldn't breathe and nearly died.
September 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man
A face through a window
Crying in the night
The night goes into...

Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me
September 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I just saw this cheese flan for the first time since school and had a Proustian moment similar to the restaurant critic eating ratatouille in Ratatouille.

Except instead of delicious ratatouille, it's a horrible eggy, wet, cheesy slab that somehow captures everything about schools in the 90s.
September 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
September 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM