The whole thing is a mess… apart from the racial bit, it doesn’t say anything about a vaccine so it implies you get the fever there- like you’re going to pick up a 6-pack of fever while you’re at the Shoppers. And then the image choice and combination… I’m annoyed someone got paid to design it.

I mean, there’s always a non-zero chance we’re not, but that’d be pretty wild.

Luigi then EXECUTES him point blank to the back of the head with a “Wahoo!”. So yeah, Ive gotten my $8 worth.

It plays a quick cutscene of Luigi pulling the string and angry staring down the potential target. But I show mercy to the trembling rabbit. I pass my turn. Enemy turn: the last guy turns around to run away from Luigi. He takes one step and enters the Steely Stare proximity.

Luigi uses a bow and arrow, and the shyguy rabbids, if you point a weapon at them, tremor in fear. So I get the last guy down to 1 hp and I have the action point for Luigi to fire it point blank at the poor bastard’s face. But instead I buff Luigi with a proximity response ‘Steely Stare’…

But of course; what other interpretation of those words could there be?

Affogato tell you how good those flavours sound like they matcha.

Hilarious that they call it the Quick Start Guide too considering they made it as long as they possibly could.