@lesleyspencer.bsky.social
Are galoshes coming back?
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Are galoshes coming back?
I would never want to live forever if I didn’t have you forever too.
January 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I would never want to live forever if I didn’t have you forever too.
It is ok to use daddy and kids watching a movie together as “me” time instead of joining them.
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
It is ok to use daddy and kids watching a movie together as “me” time instead of joining them.
I just watched a vet put an NG tube in a horse. That’s a big tube.
January 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I just watched a vet put an NG tube in a horse. That’s a big tube.
Butterfinger is a more reliable Crispy Crunch.
January 11, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Butterfinger is a more reliable Crispy Crunch.
If I could reincarnate as an animal, I would want to try out “octopus “.
January 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
If I could reincarnate as an animal, I would want to try out “octopus “.
I am never stooping to eat “Tropical” Rockets candy again. I tried to like them. I do not.
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I am never stooping to eat “Tropical” Rockets candy again. I tried to like them. I do not.
I just spent 180 seconds explaining in minute detail,nto my 12 yo why it is preferable to SPEAK to, and maintain eye contact with, the person with whom you are in the same room when asking for more screen time for your device. In-app notifications to your mother are not sufficient.
January 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I just spent 180 seconds explaining in minute detail,nto my 12 yo why it is preferable to SPEAK to, and maintain eye contact with, the person with whom you are in the same room when asking for more screen time for your device. In-app notifications to your mother are not sufficient.
Are we all going to forgive ourselves for everything happened in perimenopause, you know the way we do about our teenage selves? “Yeah but I was 14.” to “Yes, but I was 46.”
January 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Are we all going to forgive ourselves for everything happened in perimenopause, you know the way we do about our teenage selves? “Yeah but I was 14.” to “Yes, but I was 46.”
Wouldn’t it be cool if we had an indigenous political party that was mandatory to work along side whatever party we elected at all levels of government. And every decision the government made had to be approved by them. An indigenous senate!
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Wouldn’t it be cool if we had an indigenous political party that was mandatory to work along side whatever party we elected at all levels of government. And every decision the government made had to be approved by them. An indigenous senate!
I lost all my hair last winter, from medical stress, and because it’s curly, as it grows back in, my hair is still looks short af but is quite tall.
January 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I lost all my hair last winter, from medical stress, and because it’s curly, as it grows back in, my hair is still looks short af but is quite tall.
My 8 yo asked me if the train killing the kid in “Stand By Me” counted as hunting in the climactic scene bc there was a ‘No Hunting’ sign in the background.
January 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
My 8 yo asked me if the train killing the kid in “Stand By Me” counted as hunting in the climactic scene bc there was a ‘No Hunting’ sign in the background.
you assign one of your kids to be Sink Fairy: they are responsible for moving any dishes in the sink into the dishwasher (no matter what) This is such an unfair assignment that the kid will bitterly complain and nobody will ever put their dishes in the sink because the Sink Fairy will hunt them down
December 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
you assign one of your kids to be Sink Fairy: they are responsible for moving any dishes in the sink into the dishwasher (no matter what) This is such an unfair assignment that the kid will bitterly complain and nobody will ever put their dishes in the sink because the Sink Fairy will hunt them down
I have thought about it and decided I don’t regret having children but if life had decided no kids for me, I can see a different dimension where I am very happy child-free.
December 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I have thought about it and decided I don’t regret having children but if life had decided no kids for me, I can see a different dimension where I am very happy child-free.
I out-smarted my 8 yo and took far too much self-congratulatory glee than should have been warranted.
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I out-smarted my 8 yo and took far too much self-congratulatory glee than should have been warranted.
Anyway the problem is if we shut off the valve to the outside spigot, we also turn off the water leading up to our ice maker and BOO HOO first world problem I can’t get ice made for me when it’s -35 C.
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Anyway the problem is if we shut off the valve to the outside spigot, we also turn off the water leading up to our ice maker and BOO HOO first world problem I can’t get ice made for me when it’s -35 C.
Dance contests are far less frequent than Hollywood would have me believe.
October 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Dance contests are far less frequent than Hollywood would have me believe.
If I was an American, I would want to be from Portland.
October 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If I was an American, I would want to be from Portland.
If my husband died, I think I’d get a cat.
October 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If my husband died, I think I’d get a cat.
My cleaner came the day I left for a long weekend and I don’t care that I wasn’t here for any of it, but MY HOUSE HAS BEEN CLEAN FOR THREE DAYS.
October 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My cleaner came the day I left for a long weekend and I don’t care that I wasn’t here for any of it, but MY HOUSE HAS BEEN CLEAN FOR THREE DAYS.
I think the meaning of life is to improve yourself and what you can in the world around you.
September 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I think the meaning of life is to improve yourself and what you can in the world around you.
Where’s the worst place to have a hot flash?
That’s correct, the MRI machine.
That’s correct, the MRI machine.
August 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Where’s the worst place to have a hot flash?
That’s correct, the MRI machine.
That’s correct, the MRI machine.
This venue is good in two respects:
1. It’s a temporary structure so I am distracted from the show by constantly thinking about the unnatural swaying of the stands, how it means it will collapse and I fall to my untimely death.
2. The swaying makes my head bob so I seem to be enjoying myself
1. It’s a temporary structure so I am distracted from the show by constantly thinking about the unnatural swaying of the stands, how it means it will collapse and I fall to my untimely death.
2. The swaying makes my head bob so I seem to be enjoying myself
August 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This venue is good in two respects:
1. It’s a temporary structure so I am distracted from the show by constantly thinking about the unnatural swaying of the stands, how it means it will collapse and I fall to my untimely death.
2. The swaying makes my head bob so I seem to be enjoying myself
1. It’s a temporary structure so I am distracted from the show by constantly thinking about the unnatural swaying of the stands, how it means it will collapse and I fall to my untimely death.
2. The swaying makes my head bob so I seem to be enjoying myself
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I guarantee you that none of the men who paid for sex with the girls Maxwell and Epstein trafficked were roofers looking for work at a Home Depot
August 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I guarantee you that none of the men who paid for sex with the girls Maxwell and Epstein trafficked were roofers looking for work at a Home Depot
Cab drivers get way more phone calls than I do.
August 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Cab drivers get way more phone calls than I do.