I think spock and mccoy should start to argue about some very specific point relating to quantum chemistry. flash cut to jim kirk squirming in his chair

jim kirk relationship checklist
-smarter than he is
-taller than he is
-brunette
-argumentative
-no ass

I think i have a vision here

was thinking abt anemic mccoy after all that and I think inbmy head i'm coming up with a horny little shop au.. like i think spock should get to suck down mccoy's papercut ridden fingers like they are gushers

has anyone done blood bag mccoy for these two vampires for real.. I saw it passed around like a year ago... hot

can bones work the pole. the question on everyone's minds

make it themed. have jim come out and wear that one legged lingerie. spock should have the little dangles on his titties. etc...

IN THE PERFECT WORLD WHERE I CAN WRITE SPOCK'S MUNCHING BOX IN THE ALLEGORY OF THE CAVE

it was 💔 idk why any of that had to be public either. but jeez louise