leo kalyan
@leokalyan.bsky.social
i like music & tank tops
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i used to think i was the strangest person in the world. now i know i’m just part of a secret species.
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i used to think i was the strangest person in the world. now i know i’m just part of a secret species.
being queer means your taste in everything gets better. except men.
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
being queer means your taste in everything gets better. except men.
i don’t spiral. i descend the staircase dramatically
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
i don’t spiral. i descend the staircase dramatically
they’ll scroll ur entire page like a syllabus & won’t like a single thing. that’s a psychological disorder.
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
they’ll scroll ur entire page like a syllabus & won’t like a single thing. that’s a psychological disorder.
once you realise half the world has an IQ under 100, the news starts reading like a comedy.
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
once you realise half the world has an IQ under 100, the news starts reading like a comedy.
parents of gay kids being homophobic is wild. u literally manufactured the gay. ur the gay FACTORY.
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
parents of gay kids being homophobic is wild. u literally manufactured the gay. ur the gay FACTORY.
i don’t trust any adult who still confuses their/there. at this big age? u can’t be mixing lettuce & literature.
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
i don’t trust any adult who still confuses their/there. at this big age? u can’t be mixing lettuce & literature.
masculinity is a performance & i missed the audition.
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
masculinity is a performance & i missed the audition.
grace hits different when you could’ve chosen revenge.
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
grace hits different when you could’ve chosen revenge.
fun fact: the most violent DMs i get are always from people with ‘god first’ in their bio. truly holy behaviour.
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
fun fact: the most violent DMs i get are always from people with ‘god first’ in their bio. truly holy behaviour.
being brown & queer means u get good at layering – clothes, thoughts, lives.
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
being brown & queer means u get good at layering – clothes, thoughts, lives.
patriarchy taught men to hate women. experience taught women to hate men. only one gets called bitter.
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
patriarchy taught men to hate women. experience taught women to hate men. only one gets called bitter.
people don’t treat u how they feel about you. they treat u according to the storm they’re surviving
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
people don’t treat u how they feel about you. they treat u according to the storm they’re surviving
watching people rebrand hatred as a ‘difference of opinion’ is late-stage civilization energy.
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
watching people rebrand hatred as a ‘difference of opinion’ is late-stage civilization energy.
i’m not difficult, i just refuse to suffer politely.
November 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i’m not difficult, i just refuse to suffer politely.
i’m both the experiment & the evidence it worked.
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i’m both the experiment & the evidence it worked.
we wanted to be adults so bad. now we’re just tired children with bills to pay 😳
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
we wanted to be adults so bad. now we’re just tired children with bills to pay 😳
if they cared, they’d have pulled up. so stop feeling guilty for not going
November 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
if they cared, they’d have pulled up. so stop feeling guilty for not going
i don’t envy people who think they’ve figured out the world. they’re almost always wrong.
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
i don’t envy people who think they’ve figured out the world. they’re almost always wrong.
growing up is just remembering ur original settings.
November 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
growing up is just remembering ur original settings.
imagine being so ashamed of your own culture u try to delete everyone else’s. embarrassing.
November 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
imagine being so ashamed of your own culture u try to delete everyone else’s. embarrassing.
anyone who thinks ur growth is a threat should get smaller, not louder.
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
anyone who thinks ur growth is a threat should get smaller, not louder.
being alive in 2025 feels like using dial-up internet in hell
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
being alive in 2025 feels like using dial-up internet in hell
if my voice sounds like a love spell, that’s on purpose.
October 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
if my voice sounds like a love spell, that’s on purpose.
u don’t regret the risk. u regret the version of u that never even tried.
October 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
u don’t regret the risk. u regret the version of u that never even tried.