Leo Burrito
@leoburrito.bsky.social
Co-host of "Cryptomania," the 24th most popular combination cryptocurrency/fantasy football podcast on iTunes
Acclaimed behavioral economics professor Dan Ariely (who was also pals with Jeffrey Epstein even after the latter was convicted of raping children) is asking for people to anonymously submit recordings about what advice they would give to their younger selves. Help him out here: vbx.to/@risk
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February 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Acclaimed behavioral economics professor Dan Ariely (who was also pals with Jeffrey Epstein even after the latter was convicted of raping children) is asking for people to anonymously submit recordings about what advice they would give to their younger selves. Help him out here: vbx.to/@risk
This Copilot linebacker commercial is moronic. The things they're asking AI to do are either A) doable with a simple Excel formula, or B) absurdly unrealistic ("project how many tackles these guys will have").
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
This Copilot linebacker commercial is moronic. The things they're asking AI to do are either A) doable with a simple Excel formula, or B) absurdly unrealistic ("project how many tackles these guys will have").
What more is Cooks supposed to do there???
January 18, 2026 at 1:04 AM
What more is Cooks supposed to do there???
Interesting day for Howie Roseman. Do you stick with Sirianni and convince McDaniel to be the OC? Do you call Frank Reich to gauge his OC interest? Or do you turn the page on the Sirianni era entirely and bring in Harbaugh or Stefanski? And would either be fine with keeping Fangio and Stoutland?
January 12, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Interesting day for Howie Roseman. Do you stick with Sirianni and convince McDaniel to be the OC? Do you call Frank Reich to gauge his OC interest? Or do you turn the page on the Sirianni era entirely and bring in Harbaugh or Stefanski? And would either be fine with keeping Fangio and Stoutland?
Kevin Patullo, get the fuck out.
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Kevin Patullo, get the fuck out.
They're not booing, they're saying "patuuuuuuuuulo"
January 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
They're not booing, they're saying "patuuuuuuuuulo"
Nevermind what I said earlier, Quinyon.
January 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Nevermind what I said earlier, Quinyon.
With the Kittle achilles injury, whiny 49ers fans now have the excuse they're gonna lean on when their team loses.
January 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
With the Kittle achilles injury, whiny 49ers fans now have the excuse they're gonna lean on when their team loses.
Sirianni: "Okay Kev, now we just gotta march down the field and score a TD of our own."
Patullo: "Check this out, motherfucker!" [Two hitch passes for three yards, a 1-yard run, then punt]
Patullo: "Check this out, motherfucker!" [Two hitch passes for three yards, a 1-yard run, then punt]
January 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Sirianni: "Okay Kev, now we just gotta march down the field and score a TD of our own."
Patullo: "Check this out, motherfucker!" [Two hitch passes for three yards, a 1-yard run, then punt]
Patullo: "Check this out, motherfucker!" [Two hitch passes for three yards, a 1-yard run, then punt]
Not a great start by Quinyon Mitchell.
January 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Not a great start by Quinyon Mitchell.
Oof. There are the Jaguars we all know and love.
January 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Oof. There are the Jaguars we all know and love.
Welcome to Philadelphia, new offensive consultant Kevin Stefanski!
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Welcome to Philadelphia, new offensive consultant Kevin Stefanski!
Amazon is going to ruin Santa for so many kids because they don't let people archive orders anymore.
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Amazon is going to ruin Santa for so many kids because they don't let people archive orders anymore.
Justin Tipping and Jordan Peele (if you're out there)... I watched Him over the weekend. I respect the effort, but if you need someone to review your sports scripts in the future to ensure the stories make sense in the context of how leagues and sports actually work, I volunteer my services.
December 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Justin Tipping and Jordan Peele (if you're out there)... I watched Him over the weekend. I respect the effort, but if you need someone to review your sports scripts in the future to ensure the stories make sense in the context of how leagues and sports actually work, I volunteer my services.
There's a non-zero chance that Nick Sirianni gets fired tonight when Roseman and Lurie tell him it's time for a different play caller on offense and he refuses to dump his pal Patullo.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
There's a non-zero chance that Nick Sirianni gets fired tonight when Roseman and Lurie tell him it's time for a different play caller on offense and he refuses to dump his pal Patullo.
Why can't the Eagles ever find any dynamic players like DeAndre Swift?
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Why can't the Eagles ever find any dynamic players like DeAndre Swift?
Using my Amazon Fire Stick to watch a football game being broadcast on Amazon Prime... And the video is freezing every few minutes. Jeff Bezos, you are such a loser
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Using my Amazon Fire Stick to watch a football game being broadcast on Amazon Prime... And the video is freezing every few minutes. Jeff Bezos, you are such a loser
I could really go for some Wendy's Carvers.
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I could really go for some Wendy's Carvers.
Pretty good catch by that guy on Indiana.
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Pretty good catch by that guy on Indiana.
To every other GOP politician... Don't worry about tonight. Keep sticking with Trump and I'm sure your next election will go just fine.
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
To every other GOP politician... Don't worry about tonight. Keep sticking with Trump and I'm sure your next election will go just fine.
Congrats, New York City. You did good today. Thank you.
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Congrats, New York City. You did good today. Thank you.
After listening to Lily Allen's new album, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to watch the final season of Stranger Things without constantly thinking of David Harbour's buttplug collection.
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
After listening to Lily Allen's new album, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to watch the final season of Stranger Things without constantly thinking of David Harbour's buttplug collection.
After you read the phrase "aloof wife" fifty or so times, you kinda forget what it's even supposed to mean.
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
After you read the phrase "aloof wife" fifty or so times, you kinda forget what it's even supposed to mean.
Blecch. Congrats, Dodgers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Blecch. Congrats, Dodgers.
I think all MLB bullpens should be hidden from view. No one should know which pitcher is coming into the game until they emerge from the tunnel, Royal Rumble-style.
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I think all MLB bullpens should be hidden from view. No one should know which pitcher is coming into the game until they emerge from the tunnel, Royal Rumble-style.