To the people who think the NYT is afraid to get political, twice in the past couple weeks their crossword puzzle has defined “tariff” as a tax. And twice I have been forced to recall whether it’s two “r”s or two “f”s.

I don't have a Midjourney account or a lot of experience writing AI prompts, but here's mine:

I started to ask Google a question today when these suggested searches came up. And now I need to know — is “why women kill” really in the top 5 or was that a suggestion tailored for me? (faster, pussycat!)

I saw a picture of the bathroom at CBGBs once and it has haunted me since. Now it can haunt you.