there’s some other department for employees she put in a referral to which i am on too many (prescribed) controlled substances to follow the logic of right now but fine sure a special gauntlet just for people holding onto societal normalcy by a bees dick sounds good

me too let’s simultaneously do a shot of soju across the city

other jobs might get free coffee and holiday bonuses and minimal chances of workplace assault but by god at least i can call in favors to get a speedy orthopedic appointment

the vibe i’m bringing

his main leisure activity is stealing stuffed animals from one place and putting them somewhere else

would you say you have a big head or a small head. or a regular head

he’s normally extremely food motivated but ONLY for his brown rocks. he has zero interest in any kind of wet food. zero interest in chicken or salmon. he does like a little cilantro