Michael Dow
@lekujaw.bsky.social
Linguistics professor in Montreal (sounds & corpus stuff), 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️🌈, foodie, 🐶 and 🐈⬛🐈 dad, collector of nihilistic possum memes. I'm really bad at this, so just assume I'm cool. He/him.
Sorry, but I had to
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Sorry, but I had to
Filed under infinite combinatorics language blah blah blah
September 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Filed under infinite combinatorics language blah blah blah
I regret to inform you the Big Beard has been trimmed 😭
August 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I regret to inform you the Big Beard has been trimmed 😭
I understand like zero of these words, much less why I'm on this blocklist
June 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I understand like zero of these words, much less why I'm on this blocklist
I assume there's a pun here. Or at least a porcmanteau
May 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I assume there's a pun here. Or at least a porcmanteau
me, reading this: wtf 2025 isn't later than 2027
semanticists, what's going on here
semanticists, what's going on here
March 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
me, reading this: wtf 2025 isn't later than 2027
semanticists, what's going on here
semanticists, what's going on here
Felt hot take, might delete later
February 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Felt hot take, might delete later
Omg 😍 reminds me of my Mina
February 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Omg 😍 reminds me of my Mina
This is what our generation gets as its symbol of fascism. Stupidest timeline ever
February 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This is what our generation gets as its symbol of fascism. Stupidest timeline ever
[verbing] to enjoy a cozy [time of day] at Darling Harbour. [Positive adjective] for [current weather]! What are you all up to [time of day]?
February 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
[verbing] to enjoy a cozy [time of day] at Darling Harbour. [Positive adjective] for [current weather]! What are you all up to [time of day]?
Not to mention this response to a VERY different use of "albo" which had me howling in the train (kinda NSFW)
January 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Not to mention this response to a VERY different use of "albo" which had me howling in the train (kinda NSFW)
finally had to break out the Winter Jacket™
January 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
finally had to break out the Winter Jacket™
oh yeah? checkmate, liberals
January 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
oh yeah? checkmate, liberals
my energy going into the new semester
January 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
my energy going into the new semester
And this is *with* a soft ban starting in October for "both parties are bad" centrism
December 4, 2024 at 9:49 PM
And this is *with* a soft ban starting in October for "both parties are bad" centrism
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
(this one's easy)
(this one's easy)
November 26, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
(this one's easy)
(this one's easy)