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Satchuation @lehctas.bsky.social · Oct 4
Sweating under the police interrogation light, one thought crosses my mind; Did I girlboss too close to the sun?
lehctas.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
lehctas.bsky.social
Of course I want to contribute to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund
January 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
lehctas.bsky.social
Come on some nation, any nation, strike against the Iranian government and help the revolutionaries. Maybe Greenland or Denmark has an Air Force?
January 10, 2026 at 8:37 PM
lehctas.bsky.social
Self defense argument is void especially when conflicting commands were given to Renee and the murderer wasn’t in danger.
January 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
lehctas.bsky.social
Professionalism versus whatever pipe and drapes were lying around
Obama/Bin Laden (White House - 2011). Trump/Maduro (Mar-a-Lago - 2026)
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 AM
lehctas.bsky.social
So trump is going to give up Taiwan I presume
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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montgomerycountymd.bsky.social
Respiratory virus hospitalizations are rising across Maryland. Montgomery County health officials urge residents to take precautions: wear a mask if asked in health care settings, stay home when sick, wash hands often, and stay up to date on vaccines.

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Illustration showing respiratory virus prevention with immunizations, hygiene, clean air, treatment, and staying home to prevent spread.
January 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
day one in mamdani’s new york
a guy wearing a “i ❤️ ny” cap reading the qur’an in one hand and the communist manifesto in the other
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
lehctas.bsky.social
Time to make Shrimpoganoff for dinner tonight!
December 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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kanopy.com
Kanopy’s most-watched films of 2025 are waiting for you! Packed with adventure, wonder, and beloved stories. Start streaming today, free with your library card!

Link in bio!
Promotional poster for Kanopy's Most Watched Films of 2025 featuring a person in historical costume as a character from 'The Count of Monte Cristo (2024),' directed by Alexandre de la Patellière, Matthieu Delaporte.
December 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
lehctas.bsky.social
Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis is a Christmas Song!
December 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
lehctas.bsky.social
RIP to my homies eaten by the Yule cat
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Yule cat - Wikipedia
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December 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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mondomascots.bsky.social
Santa Claus Pikachu at the Shibuya Pokemon Center in Tokyo
A yellow creature with rosy cheeks and pointed ears poses in a Santa suit.
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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jpbrammer.bsky.social
you can read it here it's so stupid substack.com/@johnpaulbra...
OPINION: The Coarsening of Society at the North Pole Must Stop
It's time to restore decorum, writes one of Santa's elves in a guest column
substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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cmkatestewart.bsky.social
I’m grateful to have joined the Diaz family & members of our county government today as we announced the use of the smoke safety hood in MoCo. A huge thank you to the Diaz family’s donation in making the use of this tool possible for the first time, not just in the county but in the entire country.
December 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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deflatermaus.bsky.social
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
sharonk.bsky.social Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 27d
for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
lehctas.bsky.social
Why do federal agencies use black highlighters?
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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colinmbrown.bsky.social
Become ungovernable
SUV marked for Canton (MA) Animal Control parked in a driveway. A large tabby housecat with a collar is hanging on the rear passenger door and peering in suspiciously at the inside of the cabin.
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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richterscale.bsky.social
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
sardonicus.eu Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · Dec 10
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
a shot of a god botherer in a car, next to him on the passenger seat is a skull in an ornate box
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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sardonicus.eu
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
a shot of a god botherer in a car, next to him on the passenger seat is a skull in an ornate box
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
lehctas.bsky.social
@gooberzilla.bsky.social how do I join the GME discord, please?
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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votebiue.bsky.social
Deleted scene from
Home Alone 2
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
lehctas.bsky.social
Of course I became an ethical billionaire by selling a scratch & sniff version of Good Night Moon featuring lead based paints.
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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kanopy.com
New to Kanopy! Add these five films to your watchlist 🎥

Link in bio!

THE WEDDING BANQUET (2025)
Available: 🇺🇸

THE SOUVENIR (2019)
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THE DOUBLE (2013)
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OZZY & JACK'S WORLD DETOUR (2016)
Available: 🇺🇸|🇨🇦|🇦🇺|🇬🇧

SHOT CALLER (2017)
Available: 🇺🇸
Promotional image for Kanopy featuring movie posters for "Wedding Banquet," "The Souvenir," "Enemy Double," "Ozzy Jack's World Detour," and "Shot Caller."
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM