Would Canada just invade us already and get this shit over with?

Nice view from the ER. Happy New Year!

Okay, but also...

You shouldn't rejoice when a bad person dies, but you most definitely do not have to feel sad about it.

The queen of England now controls a giant death robot.

Am I talking about the real world or Civ 6?

Not that Facebook is listening to my every move, but my wife gave me some cute Ninja Turtle figures. I mentioned it was missing a Donatello. She then said she was going to Five Below.

My next Facebook ad was "You can buy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figures at Five Below!"

Today is Small Business Saturday! Go out and show your local small businesses some love!

Black Friday is over. Now I sleep until tomorrow, when Small Business Saturday kicks my ass yet again.

Today, I want for nothing.

The eating has begun.

Meeple decided to throw himself away.

If global warming isn't real, why is my city in Civ 6 underwater?

We've got a ton of deals, sales, and promos planned for this weekend! Stop in on Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, or Sunday this weekend to take advantage of everything!

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes has a musical? Why am I just learning this now?

I've been scrolling Bluesky all day, and haven't seen one person declaring the earth to be flat.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna like it here.

Serena was spending the night at my dad's yesterday. They went fishing and caught 12 fish each! She was supposed to be dropped off at noon, but Serena decided she wanted to make dinner for her grandparents, so we don't get her back until 5.

There is a fake owl on the roof of Taco Bell.

I thought this would be a very important first post on Bluesky.

So it appears I'm on Bluesky now. I mean, it's not Facebook or Twitter, and that's pretty much what I wanted.