Legend Dan Hoffman
legenddan.bsky.social
Legend Dan Hoffman
@legenddan.bsky.social
I own a board game store!
I have two awesome children, Jodie and Serena. They're currently 9 (twins) and they are a nonstop source of amazing quotes.
I'm not a Democrat, I just really hate fascists.
Would Canada just invade us already and get this shit over with?
February 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Nice view from the ER. Happy New Year!
January 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Okay, but also...
December 6, 2024 at 5:17 PM
You shouldn't rejoice when a bad person dies, but you most definitely do not have to feel sad about it.
December 6, 2024 at 3:47 AM
The queen of England now controls a giant death robot.

Am I talking about the real world or Civ 6?
December 5, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Not that Facebook is listening to my every move, but my wife gave me some cute Ninja Turtle figures. I mentioned it was missing a Donatello. She then said she was going to Five Below.

My next Facebook ad was "You can buy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figures at Five Below!"
December 2, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Today is Small Business Saturday! Go out and show your local small businesses some love!
November 30, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Black Friday is over. Now I sleep until tomorrow, when Small Business Saturday kicks my ass yet again.
November 30, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Today, I want for nothing.
November 28, 2024 at 10:34 PM
The eating has begun.
November 28, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Meeple decided to throw himself away.
November 26, 2024 at 4:56 PM
If global warming isn't real, why is my city in Civ 6 underwater?
November 26, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Reposted by Legend Dan Hoffman
We've got a ton of deals, sales, and promos planned for this weekend! Stop in on Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, or Sunday this weekend to take advantage of everything!
November 25, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes has a musical? Why am I just learning this now?
November 25, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I've been scrolling Bluesky all day, and haven't seen one person declaring the earth to be flat.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna like it here.
November 25, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Serena was spending the night at my dad's yesterday. They went fishing and caught 12 fish each! She was supposed to be dropped off at noon, but Serena decided she wanted to make dinner for her grandparents, so we don't get her back until 5.
November 24, 2024 at 5:51 PM
There is a fake owl on the roof of Taco Bell.

I thought this would be a very important first post on Bluesky.
November 23, 2024 at 11:36 PM
So it appears I'm on Bluesky now. I mean, it's not Facebook or Twitter, and that's pretty much what I wanted.
November 16, 2024 at 3:58 AM