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Joe
@legendaryjoeb.bsky.social
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Meddling adventurer. Dubious speedrunner. I seem more interesting than I actually am. I don't followback with rare exception.

He/Him
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American Thanksgiving has come and gone.

His time has finally come.
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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When in doubt... roll it.
A screen from Once Upon a Katamari. The King of All Cosmos is saying "We have no idea what is happening. But it's nothing a katamari can't fix."
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Gentlemen
Adam Savage, Jamie Hyneman and a very large pile of duct tape
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Happy
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Fuck him up, Socrates
A screenshot from Once Upon a Katamari. A quote fills up the screen, it says "A wise man ponders difficult matters in simple terms. -Socrates"
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Inside you there are two wolves...
A picture of two wolves. One is running in a normal fashion. The second is attempting to leap over the other but its body is twisted in a comical fashion and not quite making it. Its face is a broad smile with its tongue flailing in the wind, a rather goofy expression.
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Welcome back, FFXIV grapes.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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It's that time of year again
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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What a polite fellow.
A T. Rex from Once Upon A Katamari speaking with the King of All Cosmos. They say "Thank you for your time. I eagerly await your reply."
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Even coffee couldn't save her
Cat sleeping in front of a coffee maker
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Meet me here in five minutes if you wanna boil some eggs
Japanese onsen
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Oh dear, she's got that look again
Cat hiding in a closet with one bright yellow glowing eye thanks to camera flash
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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More lens flare than a JJ Abrams film
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Hmmmm, something seems off here...
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Link, in Zora Form, talks to Mikau before getting the Zora Mask from him upon his death.
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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The Serpent?!
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Colonel.EXE
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Who proofread this and thought it was all right?

I want names.

I want BLOOD.
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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The End of Dragon Questvangelion (Part I)
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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The real Dragon Quest starts here
Five! Five Liquid Metal Slimes! Ah! Ah! Ah!
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Wowie, I can't believe they made a suit out of all the complaints about Dragon Quest going woke
Opening a treasure chest in Dragon Quest I HD-2D Remake. A text box says "Look at that, it's a suit of hate mail!"
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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dont worry i got u
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Rainbow Road 2.0
The fabled Rainbow Bridge in Dragon Quest 1 HD-2D Remake
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Bro, I'm standing in poison just for this? You won't even give me the tiniest hint for that?
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM