lefty jellyfish
@leftyjellyfish.bsky.social
Leftist jellyfish person. he/him. Dutchoid.
that's wetxas wet texas
December 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
that's wetxas wet texas
im gonna sue u for false advertising
December 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
im gonna sue u for false advertising
i thought you were omnipotent, that's what they said at the introduction when i joined your cult
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
i thought you were omnipotent, that's what they said at the introduction when i joined your cult
yes i asked you to stop climate change but you didn't answer smh
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
yes i asked you to stop climate change but you didn't answer smh
are you familiar with the final fantasy games? i think they've made like 30 of those
December 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
are you familiar with the final fantasy games? i think they've made like 30 of those
sorry wat? mag ik een bron zien voor deze claim nos?
December 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
sorry wat? mag ik een bron zien voor deze claim nos?
You ruined both of my marriages
December 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You ruined both of my marriages
video games AND complaining? in this economy?
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
video games AND complaining? in this economy?
because you fucked my wife and my husband
December 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
because you fucked my wife and my husband
i heard roger deakins was there and he's singing islands in the stream with swizz beatz
December 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
i heard roger deakins was there and he's singing islands in the stream with swizz beatz
me getting home from work, eating some pasta, and then jorking it? yes that will happen very soon
December 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
me getting home from work, eating some pasta, and then jorking it? yes that will happen very soon
actually me calling you dutch has nothing to do with how much i hate you
December 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
actually me calling you dutch has nothing to do with how much i hate you
she's not as much of a diva as james
December 15, 2025 at 10:27 AM
she's not as much of a diva as james
these are synonyms
December 15, 2025 at 10:01 AM
these are synonyms
Nooooooooo you have to give all your money to netflix or john netflix will starve
December 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Nooooooooo you have to give all your money to netflix or john netflix will starve
no riker don't google that it'll make the ships computer go haywire
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
no riker don't google that it'll make the ships computer go haywire
it appears to be some kind of video game
December 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
it appears to be some kind of video game
he probably stoically bore the pain without showing any emotion and then as soon as he was alone he cried into his pillow for an hour straight
December 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
he probably stoically bore the pain without showing any emotion and then as soon as he was alone he cried into his pillow for an hour straight
no i can't they'll kill me
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
no i can't they'll kill me
hmmm that doesn't sound too great actually
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
hmmm that doesn't sound too great actually
i don't remember
December 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
i don't remember