Lyft driver asked if my eyes were real so nice knowing everyone
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Lyft driver asked if my eyes were real so nice knowing everyone
I wish we could tap our sinuses like a maple tree
February 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I wish we could tap our sinuses like a maple tree
Another night of wanting to order in but instead turning all the freezer burned remnants in my fridge into a hideous bowl of loathing (high fiber/high protein)
February 7, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Another night of wanting to order in but instead turning all the freezer burned remnants in my fridge into a hideous bowl of loathing (high fiber/high protein)
Everyone is injecting peptides without me ☹️
February 5, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Everyone is injecting peptides without me ☹️
we're coming up on the anniversary of watching poor things with my 70+ father. worst day of my life (I got divorced on zoom in 2020)
February 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
we're coming up on the anniversary of watching poor things with my 70+ father. worst day of my life (I got divorced on zoom in 2020)
as a slop bowl veteran, the mac and cheese with tuna combo is infinitely better with a fuckton of old bay
January 28, 2026 at 10:35 PM
as a slop bowl veteran, the mac and cheese with tuna combo is infinitely better with a fuckton of old bay
“Please attend the following inservice regarding the such and such ecmo pump and provide your feedback”
pumps blood pretty good I guess
pumps blood pretty good I guess
January 27, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Please attend the following inservice regarding the such and such ecmo pump and provide your feedback”
pumps blood pretty good I guess
pumps blood pretty good I guess
Got a laugh from family when I was giving an enema and warned them about the splash zone. I still got it
January 27, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Got a laugh from family when I was giving an enema and warned them about the splash zone. I still got it
The assignment summary just said “shingles :(“
January 27, 2026 at 2:48 AM
The assignment summary just said “shingles :(“
Billionaires didn’t just vote for trump for tax breaks, they’re accelerationists. so long as they’re insulated, this is the outcome they want and worse
January 25, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Billionaires didn’t just vote for trump for tax breaks, they’re accelerationists. so long as they’re insulated, this is the outcome they want and worse
The irrational rage I feel every time I see someone roll in a c-arm
January 25, 2026 at 1:47 PM
The irrational rage I feel every time I see someone roll in a c-arm
“Though no specific stroke identified on CT, decision was made to give TNK” yeah surgery bro that’s how giving TPA works
January 25, 2026 at 1:31 PM
“Though no specific stroke identified on CT, decision was made to give TNK” yeah surgery bro that’s how giving TPA works
One of the more ghoulish aspects of the cvicu is checking the date of surgery to figure out how much longer we’re doing 0.08 of vaso and straight rocket fuel
January 23, 2026 at 9:26 PM
One of the more ghoulish aspects of the cvicu is checking the date of surgery to figure out how much longer we’re doing 0.08 of vaso and straight rocket fuel
I guess I could go to the gym once it warms up to 1 degree
January 23, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I guess I could go to the gym once it warms up to 1 degree
once you start tracking macros you will never enjoy shopping at trader joe's, unfortunately
January 23, 2026 at 3:05 AM
once you start tracking macros you will never enjoy shopping at trader joe's, unfortunately
zero exes have reached out to congratulate me on indiana's win. disgusting
January 20, 2026 at 7:59 PM
zero exes have reached out to congratulate me on indiana's win. disgusting
My parents are in god’s country tonight
January 20, 2026 at 12:14 AM
My parents are in god’s country tonight
after years of continuous bc use I'm taking a break to see what's going on under the hood. I haven't even had a period yet, but my boobs hurt and I almost started crying during a normal fucking conversation at work. I can't live like this
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 PM
after years of continuous bc use I'm taking a break to see what's going on under the hood. I haven't even had a period yet, but my boobs hurt and I almost started crying during a normal fucking conversation at work. I can't live like this
Rad onc, surg onc, and GI arguing in in the notes again
January 18, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Rad onc, surg onc, and GI arguing in in the notes again
Nothing makes me feel like a bigger loser than when I see my delivery person is on a bike
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Nothing makes me feel like a bigger loser than when I see my delivery person is on a bike
Did anyone lose their liquigels
January 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Did anyone lose their liquigels
Yet again victimized by my inability to go left in a ballet class
January 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Yet again victimized by my inability to go left in a ballet class