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Leefford
@leefford.bsky.social
Loving husband, patient cat dad, sociopolitical snarker, makes a pretty good pulled pork.
Conservative men straight up try to pass legislation banning sex toys instead of just listening and learning where the clitoris is.
March 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Donald Trump and Pierre Poilievre are literally Jean-Ralphio and Mona-Lisa in the “don’t be suspicious” scene.

#NeverPoilievre
March 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The world honestly shouldn’t be THAT surprised that Canada’s pissed. RAFFI has been spitting hard truths at Trump, Musk, Poilievre and anyone else in the modern nazi cult for months.

If Raffi’s mad, the rest of the country was bound to follow.
March 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Trump is affectively burning bridges with all of the world’s major oil suppliers except for Russia. That’s a lot of open water to have to steadily and consistently ship oil across.

I’m not saying that maybe it’s time to bring pirates back… actually that’s exactly what I’m saying.
March 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Yesterday Justin Trudeau single-handedly did more to stand against Donald’s aspiring tyranny than the entire American Democrat party.

The time to be polite is long over, holding up little signs isn’t going to do anything. It’s time to get dirty and get serious.
March 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Things America will stop importing:
-Steel
-Lumber
-Vehicles
-Oil
-Energy
-Produce
-Alcohol
-Meats
-Electronics

Things that America apparently will import:
-Sex offenders

#Tariffs #Imports #Exports
February 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
February 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Pat King is a free man in 90 days, plenty of time for us to find his new address, park in his driveway and lay on the horns 24/7.
#CanPoli
February 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Why I’m so critical of Conservatives reason number 812:
We own a local business. The liberal party of our municipality, nearby municipalities, and province are regular customers and insist on paying full price.
The local conservative party demands a 50% discount because they’re the conservatives.
February 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Gen X seriously are out here criticizing today’s kids for their slang like they didn’t say “bodacious”, “tubular” and “gnarly” in the 90s.

Just let the kids have their slang that we don’t understand.

#slang #generations
February 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Real talk, folks, Elon’s kid silencing Trump is exactly what the woke mob needs to drive a wedge between those two president Elon and VP Trump. Whatever you do, do NOT get #TrumpIsWeak trending!
February 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The world really should be talking more about how Trump got put in his place by a little kid; even if it is his boss’ kid.
This guy says that he’s going to invade Mexico, Canada and Greenland, but shirks away from a, what, four year old?
Weak.
February 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Has anyone else noticed a huge spike in friends, who six months ago declared “all billionaires are evil!”, suddenly now have the pompoms out and are cheering for Trump and Elon?
February 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I’m gonna call it now:
After a year of suffering due to lack of supply and high prices, Elon’s going to come forward with VegX and EggX and other X-branded chemical-heavy produce replacements as an “affordable alternative” to real food.
He’ll be get billions, Americans will get cheap cancer.

#eggs
January 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Poor @barackobama1961.bsky.social can not be looking forward to another four years of waking up and thinking “Okay, what’s magically my fault today?”.
January 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“I don’t understand why more people didn’t take a stand in nazi Germany!”
-People who won’t unfriend nazi apologists today
January 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“He’s the smartest man on earth! He’s a complete genius!”

Also, from the same guys:

“He didn’t know what he was doing! He’s on the spectrum, you have to take into consideration that he doesn’t understand things!”

Pick a lane, assholes.

#nazimusk
January 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I’ve started treating crypto bros the way crypto bros treat OF content creators.
Responding with “crypto detected, opinion invalid” made them realize how cruel and unfair they were being to women making money their way, and they apologize immediately… nah jk they get super angry and it’s hilarious.
January 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
So, who else is just absolutely stoked for four years of “Actually, he technically didn’t break the oath because he didn’t put his hand on the Bible!”?
January 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
For the last time, people, Donald Trump is not the antichrist. Sheesh, read revelations before making this claim.

Lining up behaviour to scripture, he’s CLEARLY the beast and Elon is the false prophet. Get it right. Geez.
January 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Yup, this is the year of “I told you so”, I don’t even care anymore.
January 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I can’t wait for the year when gym culture stops shaming New Year’s resolutioners.
Y’all shame them for not going to the gym, then y’all shame them FOR going to the gym.
Can we just stop being assholes?
#HealthIsForEveryone
January 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The Maple MAGAs may have Wayne Gretzky, but we have Raffi so I think that means we’re on the right side of history.
#NeverPolievre
January 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It’s been 2025 for like, 15 minutes, and this is what we’re waking up to?
January 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Racists in Facebook and so strange.
They:
-Like racist comments.
-Share racist content.
-Follow racist pages.
-Defend “rights”, “entitlement of opinion” and “free speech” whenever a racist is challenged for their racism.
-Get super angry when called a racist as a result of their behaviour.
December 29, 2024 at 5:29 AM