Just grabbing a handful of staph and putting it right on your eyeball.

I remember there was somehow an old timey grinding wheel in that place and I spent like half an hour trying to get as much edge as I could off. We were so dumb!

I've flunked way better material than that.

I need a gif of this so bad.

Modern PWG-style wrestling is basically the dumbest blend of 90s styles - Kings Road + NJ Juniors + lucharesu + ECW/FMW hardcore - with as much attention as possible to things like plausibility or the illusion of combat stripped out.

Would I believe anything else?

Sure are some adults matching that description.

Theory - decades of sumo and the best pro wrestling in the world stifled Japan's development of normal dramas and shit.

A thousand generations would've slit your throat for indoor plumbing and a microwave.

The thought of a bunch of wrestlers milling around the parking lot like patrons waiting for their table at a busy casual dining chain is incredible. I hope they get the little buzzers.

Just mathematically it was bound to happen eventually but it's a good thing I was sitting down.