Leana Lane📍DC | 🚊 NYC 1/18-1/19
@leanalane.com
Charming Intellectual. Darling Deviant. Unabashed Bisexual Hedonist. Cuddler Extraordinaire. Vaxxed, Not Waxed.
📍DC + wherever you are ✈️
🔗 linktr.ee/leanalane
📍DC + wherever you are ✈️
🔗 linktr.ee/leanalane
Happy to report that I’m back in action on X (for now)!
A friendly reminder that nothing is guaranteed on any social platform.
The only way to ensure you’ll receive my uncensored updates regardless of ~whims~ is to subscribe to my newsletter: leanalane.com/newsletter
Let’s never lose touch 💌
A friendly reminder that nothing is guaranteed on any social platform.
The only way to ensure you’ll receive my uncensored updates regardless of ~whims~ is to subscribe to my newsletter: leanalane.com/newsletter
Let’s never lose touch 💌
January 23, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Happy to report that I’m back in action on X (for now)!
A friendly reminder that nothing is guaranteed on any social platform.
The only way to ensure you’ll receive my uncensored updates regardless of ~whims~ is to subscribe to my newsletter: leanalane.com/newsletter
Let’s never lose touch 💌
A friendly reminder that nothing is guaranteed on any social platform.
The only way to ensure you’ll receive my uncensored updates regardless of ~whims~ is to subscribe to my newsletter: leanalane.com/newsletter
Let’s never lose touch 💌
We’re whispering secrets to each other (and then some…) 😏
Ever wondered why girls sneak off to the bathroom together? @leanalane.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:16 PM
We’re whispering secrets to each other (and then some…) 😏
I’m delighted that I made it back to NYC just in time to catch the Sixties Surreal exhibition before it closed.
Lots of excellent works by incredible women artists, including some personal favorites. The Whitney never disappoints!
Lots of excellent works by incredible women artists, including some personal favorites. The Whitney never disappoints!
January 20, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I’m delighted that I made it back to NYC just in time to catch the Sixties Surreal exhibition before it closed.
Lots of excellent works by incredible women artists, including some personal favorites. The Whitney never disappoints!
Lots of excellent works by incredible women artists, including some personal favorites. The Whitney never disappoints!
Traveling north from DC > NYC on Amtrak. I was not prepared for all this snow!
January 18, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Traveling north from DC > NYC on Amtrak. I was not prepared for all this snow!
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Patiently waiting for ‘Bluesky’ to appear in the ‘where did you find me’ field. 👉🏻🥺👈🏻
January 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Patiently waiting for ‘Bluesky’ to appear in the ‘where did you find me’ field. 👉🏻🥺👈🏻
Reposted by Leana Lane📍DC | 🚊 NYC 1/18-1/19
I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”
A longtime friend & admirer gifted me this exquisite chocolate advent calendar. Each “ornament” corresponded to one of the many moons in our solar system & conveyed interesting facts pertaining to the science and mythology behind each moon.
What’s a sweet & unexpected gift you received last year?
What’s a sweet & unexpected gift you received last year?
January 16, 2026 at 7:11 PM
A longtime friend & admirer gifted me this exquisite chocolate advent calendar. Each “ornament” corresponded to one of the many moons in our solar system & conveyed interesting facts pertaining to the science and mythology behind each moon.
What’s a sweet & unexpected gift you received last year?
What’s a sweet & unexpected gift you received last year?
Several concerned friends have reached out about the recent suspension of my longstanding X account (est. Oct 2015 😢).
I’m in the process of trying to get it restored, but am not optimistic about a sustainable longterm solution on that platform.
(See below for the public view & my backend view).
I’m in the process of trying to get it restored, but am not optimistic about a sustainable longterm solution on that platform.
(See below for the public view & my backend view).
January 15, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Several concerned friends have reached out about the recent suspension of my longstanding X account (est. Oct 2015 😢).
I’m in the process of trying to get it restored, but am not optimistic about a sustainable longterm solution on that platform.
(See below for the public view & my backend view).
I’m in the process of trying to get it restored, but am not optimistic about a sustainable longterm solution on that platform.
(See below for the public view & my backend view).
NYC, have you missed me? 😉
I’ll be passing through January 18th-19th.
Pre-booking is required, so don’t wait to reach out… 💌
I’ll be passing through January 18th-19th.
Pre-booking is required, so don’t wait to reach out… 💌
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
NYC, have you missed me? 😉
I’ll be passing through January 18th-19th.
Pre-booking is required, so don’t wait to reach out… 💌
I’ll be passing through January 18th-19th.
Pre-booking is required, so don’t wait to reach out… 💌
All work, no play? Couldn’t be me 😏
January 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
All work, no play? Couldn’t be me 😏
Heading your way soon, NYC! 🚊🍎
I’ll have limited but enthusiastic availability January 18th-19th, so let’s make the most of it 😘
I’ll have limited but enthusiastic availability January 18th-19th, so let’s make the most of it 😘
January 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Heading your way soon, NYC! 🚊🍎
I’ll have limited but enthusiastic availability January 18th-19th, so let’s make the most of it 😘
I’ll have limited but enthusiastic availability January 18th-19th, so let’s make the most of it 😘
…and a very good morning to you 🫦
January 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
…and a very good morning to you 🫦
Aching for you 💕
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Aching for you 💕
Please enjoy this photo my BFF Christine B took of me moments after I gleefully rescued this luggage rack from a trash pile on the sidewalk 🧳
Not pictured: our longtime client waiting patiently. Duo dates with us are always an adventure! 😅🤣
Not pictured: our longtime client waiting patiently. Duo dates with us are always an adventure! 😅🤣
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Please enjoy this photo my BFF Christine B took of me moments after I gleefully rescued this luggage rack from a trash pile on the sidewalk 🧳
Not pictured: our longtime client waiting patiently. Duo dates with us are always an adventure! 😅🤣
Not pictured: our longtime client waiting patiently. Duo dates with us are always an adventure! 😅🤣
I squealed when this gorgeous collage of rug designs from one of my favorite indie decor brands showed up in my inbox 😍
Which one most captures your fall vibe? I’m torn between the first image, middle right and the second image, bottom left 🍂🍃
Which one most captures your fall vibe? I’m torn between the first image, middle right and the second image, bottom left 🍂🍃
October 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I squealed when this gorgeous collage of rug designs from one of my favorite indie decor brands showed up in my inbox 😍
Which one most captures your fall vibe? I’m torn between the first image, middle right and the second image, bottom left 🍂🍃
Which one most captures your fall vibe? I’m torn between the first image, middle right and the second image, bottom left 🍂🍃
I’m delighted to announce that I’ll be blowing my way (hehe) into the Windy City next month!
🏙️ Chicago 11/5-11/7 ✈️
Chicago is full of hidden gems and I, for one, can’t get enough. Let’s do some urban exploring together! 😉
💌 leanalane.com/meet
🏙️ Chicago 11/5-11/7 ✈️
Chicago is full of hidden gems and I, for one, can’t get enough. Let’s do some urban exploring together! 😉
💌 leanalane.com/meet
October 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’m delighted to announce that I’ll be blowing my way (hehe) into the Windy City next month!
🏙️ Chicago 11/5-11/7 ✈️
Chicago is full of hidden gems and I, for one, can’t get enough. Let’s do some urban exploring together! 😉
💌 leanalane.com/meet
🏙️ Chicago 11/5-11/7 ✈️
Chicago is full of hidden gems and I, for one, can’t get enough. Let’s do some urban exploring together! 😉
💌 leanalane.com/meet
One of the simplest, yet sweetest and most unexpected gifts I’ve ever received! He noticed an offhand comment and got inspired. Pure childhood nostalgia, straight to my heart (and eyeballs) 💘📚👀
Tell us about an inexpensive gift you particularly cherish and why it’s special 🎁
Tell us about an inexpensive gift you particularly cherish and why it’s special 🎁
October 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
One of the simplest, yet sweetest and most unexpected gifts I’ve ever received! He noticed an offhand comment and got inspired. Pure childhood nostalgia, straight to my heart (and eyeballs) 💘📚👀
Tell us about an inexpensive gift you particularly cherish and why it’s special 🎁
Tell us about an inexpensive gift you particularly cherish and why it’s special 🎁
On my way to meet you 🚗😘
October 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
On my way to meet you 🚗😘
It’s my birthday month & I’m (finally) slowing down enough to celebrate 🥳🍾🎁
My wishlist is updated, so head to throne.com/leanalane to spoil me!
I’m also raising funds for Migrant Solidarity Mutual Aid DC (MSMA). Visit linktr.ee/dcmigrantmut... to donate or get involved 💕
My wishlist is updated, so head to throne.com/leanalane to spoil me!
I’m also raising funds for Migrant Solidarity Mutual Aid DC (MSMA). Visit linktr.ee/dcmigrantmut... to donate or get involved 💕
September 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It’s my birthday month & I’m (finally) slowing down enough to celebrate 🥳🍾🎁
My wishlist is updated, so head to throne.com/leanalane to spoil me!
I’m also raising funds for Migrant Solidarity Mutual Aid DC (MSMA). Visit linktr.ee/dcmigrantmut... to donate or get involved 💕
My wishlist is updated, so head to throne.com/leanalane to spoil me!
I’m also raising funds for Migrant Solidarity Mutual Aid DC (MSMA). Visit linktr.ee/dcmigrantmut... to donate or get involved 💕
Part of me is sad that summer is coming to an end, as I’ve gotten to have so many incredible experiences and made tons of beautiful memories this season. It was beyond special!
That said, I loooove autumn and can’t wait to feel those crunchy leaves underfoot 🍂😍
That said, I loooove autumn and can’t wait to feel those crunchy leaves underfoot 🍂😍
September 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Part of me is sad that summer is coming to an end, as I’ve gotten to have so many incredible experiences and made tons of beautiful memories this season. It was beyond special!
That said, I loooove autumn and can’t wait to feel those crunchy leaves underfoot 🍂😍
That said, I loooove autumn and can’t wait to feel those crunchy leaves underfoot 🍂😍
As a huge art lover, I’ll never decline an art museum date! I had such a sweet time at the BMA recently and am thrilled that we caught the Black Earth Rising exhibition before it closes this Sunday. It’s absolutely worth prioritizing if you’re in the area!
September 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
As a huge art lover, I’ll never decline an art museum date! I had such a sweet time at the BMA recently and am thrilled that we caught the Black Earth Rising exhibition before it closes this Sunday. It’s absolutely worth prioritizing if you’re in the area!
Good morning, Boston! Looking good 😍
September 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Good morning, Boston! Looking good 😍
Peek-a-boo 🤭
If you want to be the first to hear about my upcoming tours, now is the perfect time to sign up for my newsletter!
An email announcement about visiting a couple new destinations is forthcoming very soon ✈️
leanalane.com/newsletter
If you want to be the first to hear about my upcoming tours, now is the perfect time to sign up for my newsletter!
An email announcement about visiting a couple new destinations is forthcoming very soon ✈️
leanalane.com/newsletter
August 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Peek-a-boo 🤭
If you want to be the first to hear about my upcoming tours, now is the perfect time to sign up for my newsletter!
An email announcement about visiting a couple new destinations is forthcoming very soon ✈️
leanalane.com/newsletter
If you want to be the first to hear about my upcoming tours, now is the perfect time to sign up for my newsletter!
An email announcement about visiting a couple new destinations is forthcoming very soon ✈️
leanalane.com/newsletter
I love receiving off-the-beaten-path (at least, to me as a visitor) recommendations from a local in their home city. Even better when they’re willing to play tour guide! Thank you, C, for a lovely afternoon and for introducing me to Optimist Hall. Such a gem!
August 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I love receiving off-the-beaten-path (at least, to me as a visitor) recommendations from a local in their home city. Even better when they’re willing to play tour guide! Thank you, C, for a lovely afternoon and for introducing me to Optimist Hall. Such a gem!
Hello, Charlotte! It’s good to be back 😘
August 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hello, Charlotte! It’s good to be back 😘