I love southern lesbians!! Yes!!!
February 1, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I love southern lesbians!! Yes!!!
We’re living in a fascist police state and here I am being hassled about fabric options for a polo shirt??
January 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM
We’re living in a fascist police state and here I am being hassled about fabric options for a polo shirt??
Every cat owner has tried to tell me how good their cat smells. Tbh all those cats smelled dusty. But now I have a cat and guess what? She smells great, she smells like a baby. Not a human baby, a cute animal baby
December 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Every cat owner has tried to tell me how good their cat smells. Tbh all those cats smelled dusty. But now I have a cat and guess what? She smells great, she smells like a baby. Not a human baby, a cute animal baby
Oh noooo my little cat is sitting on me and I can’t get upppp 🥰
December 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Oh noooo my little cat is sitting on me and I can’t get upppp 🥰
Introducing the silliest little girl and the new queen of my heart: Jenny!!
December 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Introducing the silliest little girl and the new queen of my heart: Jenny!!
2026 Goal: become visibly muscular 😎
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
2026 Goal: become visibly muscular 😎
There is something so feral about running in the rain at night with no music. It feels insane but I’ve never felt better while running!
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
There is something so feral about running in the rain at night with no music. It feels insane but I’ve never felt better while running!
The After Effects fake film grain filter is the truffle oil of cinema.
October 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The After Effects fake film grain filter is the truffle oil of cinema.
Looooove to fill my dad’s gf in on the family lore
October 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Looooove to fill my dad’s gf in on the family lore
For most of my life one of my mottos has been “the only thing you can count on people for is to disappoint you,” which is pretty bleak, yes. But now at my big age I’m adding “…so you have to make it fun anyways” and that feels like growth. Please clap
October 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
For most of my life one of my mottos has been “the only thing you can count on people for is to disappoint you,” which is pretty bleak, yes. But now at my big age I’m adding “…so you have to make it fun anyways” and that feels like growth. Please clap
Why are all the gay guys getting Julius Caesar haircuts?
October 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Why are all the gay guys getting Julius Caesar haircuts?
Ezra Klein Shut the Fuck Up Challenge
October 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ezra Klein Shut the Fuck Up Challenge
Went to new powerlifting gym and everyone was impressed by the depth of my squat 😇
September 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Went to new powerlifting gym and everyone was impressed by the depth of my squat 😇
Every time I use femininity to get things I want, even if it makes it much easier, I realize again that playing that game is a fucking trap.
September 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Every time I use femininity to get things I want, even if it makes it much easier, I realize again that playing that game is a fucking trap.
I have got to become less femme
September 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I have got to become less femme
My whole bag got stolen from the train in Italy (nothing important was in it), hope those dirtbags are into having a bag full of stanky sweaty clothes.
Incidentally, if anyone has advice on making insurance claims about theft, please let me know 🙏
Incidentally, if anyone has advice on making insurance claims about theft, please let me know 🙏
September 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My whole bag got stolen from the train in Italy (nothing important was in it), hope those dirtbags are into having a bag full of stanky sweaty clothes.
Incidentally, if anyone has advice on making insurance claims about theft, please let me know 🙏
Incidentally, if anyone has advice on making insurance claims about theft, please let me know 🙏
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i get the impression a lot of you think you’d have been the village blacksmith or the village spurrier in medieval times but you have almost without exception agricult peasant vibes. (i’d be the blacksmith btw)
August 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
i get the impression a lot of you think you’d have been the village blacksmith or the village spurrier in medieval times but you have almost without exception agricult peasant vibes. (i’d be the blacksmith btw)
Logging on to bluesky to keep up on my friends’ horny posting
August 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Logging on to bluesky to keep up on my friends’ horny posting
Only two more days of being so stressed that I feel like throwing up! And then I’m on vacation!!!
August 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Only two more days of being so stressed that I feel like throwing up! And then I’m on vacation!!!
I didn’t eat all that pussy just for people to call me a fake homosexual when I date a man 🤨
August 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I didn’t eat all that pussy just for people to call me a fake homosexual when I date a man 🤨
I’ve been harangued into joining my office’s fantasy football league. Someone who is good at sports please tell me which are the beefiest sweethearts in the NFL right now
August 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’ve been harangued into joining my office’s fantasy football league. Someone who is good at sports please tell me which are the beefiest sweethearts in the NFL right now
All my posts are basically just this + “I love watching movies on my crt tv ☺️”
August 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
All my posts are basically just this + “I love watching movies on my crt tv ☺️”
So cool and fun to not have kids! If I had kids I couldn’t go last-minute to T4T jello wrestling. But here I am 😎
August 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
So cool and fun to not have kids! If I had kids I couldn’t go last-minute to T4T jello wrestling. But here I am 😎
Is it just me or do people not know how to act in a movie theater anymore?
August 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Is it just me or do people not know how to act in a movie theater anymore?