Anarchic Squid
@leahanelson.bsky.social
Knower of things about Alabama, public finance as related to mass criminalization, fines and fees, healthcare access. Chair of the Praline Matzo Committee. Actively fearful of the Mariana Trench.
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
I take 1, 1, 1 'cause you left me
And 2, 2, 2 for my family
And 3, 3, 3 for my heartache
And 4, 4, 4 for my headaches
And 5, 5, 5 for my lonely
And 6, 6, 6 for my sorrow
And 7, 7 for no tomorrow
And 8, 8, I forget what 8 was for
But 9, 9, 9 for the lost gods
10, 10, 10, 10 for everything, everything
And 2, 2, 2 for my family
And 3, 3, 3 for my heartache
And 4, 4, 4 for my headaches
And 5, 5, 5 for my lonely
And 6, 6, 6 for my sorrow
And 7, 7 for no tomorrow
And 8, 8, I forget what 8 was for
But 9, 9, 9 for the lost gods
10, 10, 10, 10 for everything, everything
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I take 1, 1, 1 'cause you left me
And 2, 2, 2 for my family
And 3, 3, 3 for my heartache
And 4, 4, 4 for my headaches
And 5, 5, 5 for my lonely
And 6, 6, 6 for my sorrow
And 7, 7 for no tomorrow
And 8, 8, I forget what 8 was for
But 9, 9, 9 for the lost gods
10, 10, 10, 10 for everything, everything
And 2, 2, 2 for my family
And 3, 3, 3 for my heartache
And 4, 4, 4 for my headaches
And 5, 5, 5 for my lonely
And 6, 6, 6 for my sorrow
And 7, 7 for no tomorrow
And 8, 8, I forget what 8 was for
But 9, 9, 9 for the lost gods
10, 10, 10, 10 for everything, everything
🎶 “As I walk through
This wicked world
Searching for light in the darkness
Of insanity
I ask myself
Is all hope lost?
Is there only pain, and hatred, and misery?
And each time I feel like this inside
There’s one thing I wanna know-ow
What’s so funny about peace love and understanding?” 🎶
This wicked world
Searching for light in the darkness
Of insanity
I ask myself
Is all hope lost?
Is there only pain, and hatred, and misery?
And each time I feel like this inside
There’s one thing I wanna know-ow
What’s so funny about peace love and understanding?” 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
🎶 “As I walk through
This wicked world
Searching for light in the darkness
Of insanity
I ask myself
Is all hope lost?
Is there only pain, and hatred, and misery?
And each time I feel like this inside
There’s one thing I wanna know-ow
What’s so funny about peace love and understanding?” 🎶
This wicked world
Searching for light in the darkness
Of insanity
I ask myself
Is all hope lost?
Is there only pain, and hatred, and misery?
And each time I feel like this inside
There’s one thing I wanna know-ow
What’s so funny about peace love and understanding?” 🎶
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
“Cheese log Jewish style how”
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“Cheese log Jewish style how”
It is so beautiful and I am so touched! Also I need to have a dinner party, gotta live up to this stuff.
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It is so beautiful and I am so touched! Also I need to have a dinner party, gotta live up to this stuff.
lol going back through my notebook and I was ambitious on 7-9 but can confirm I have not yet gotten to Item 2, “reorganize ultimate master plan”
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
lol going back through my notebook and I was ambitious on 7-9 but can confirm I have not yet gotten to Item 2, “reorganize ultimate master plan”
The Sisterhood voluntold me to head the Praline Matzo Committee but I didn’t realize I was spearheading a reboot after a 12-year hiatus. Praline Matzo Inflation Index™️ and more shenanigans forthcoming as I undertake this, the holiest of Mitzvahs.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The Sisterhood voluntold me to head the Praline Matzo Committee but I didn’t realize I was spearheading a reboot after a 12-year hiatus. Praline Matzo Inflation Index™️ and more shenanigans forthcoming as I undertake this, the holiest of Mitzvahs.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Tie:
Tie:
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Tie:
Tie:
It is possible for Americans to be able to buy more stuff than ever before but for the country not to be in a time of prosperity. If “wellbeing” is part of the definition— and it is — wellbeing is scarce right now, and flagrant inequity and signs of decline are highly visible. 2/
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It is possible for Americans to be able to buy more stuff than ever before but for the country not to be in a time of prosperity. If “wellbeing” is part of the definition— and it is — wellbeing is scarce right now, and flagrant inequity and signs of decline are highly visible. 2/
TL cleanse: my 3rd grader drew a rooster
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
TL cleanse: my 3rd grader drew a rooster
Ok but for those of us existing on the fumes of the NYC mayoral election …. IS IT GOOD??!! me and the other expats are doing a watch party and I made Mamdonuts* so please don’t disappoint us!!!!
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November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ok but for those of us existing on the fumes of the NYC mayoral election …. IS IT GOOD??!! me and the other expats are doing a watch party and I made Mamdonuts* so please don’t disappoint us!!!!
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A couple times a year I google “cook a rutabaga how” and today is one of those
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
A couple times a year I google “cook a rutabaga how” and today is one of those
Tell me your school system is critically underfunded without telling me your schools system is critically underfunded challenge
November 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Tell me your school system is critically underfunded without telling me your schools system is critically underfunded challenge
Greetings from Spectre, Ala. 🎣
November 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Greetings from Spectre, Ala. 🎣
On the one hand, Sen. Tommy Tuberville; on the other, extremely cheap car camping on the island which was the setting for the fictitious town of Spectre in Tim Burton’s Big Fish and the island is now inhabited by goats
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
On the one hand, Sen. Tommy Tuberville; on the other, extremely cheap car camping on the island which was the setting for the fictitious town of Spectre in Tim Burton’s Big Fish and the island is now inhabited by goats
*Coexist bumper sticker font*
I ❤️ NY
I ❤️ NY
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
*Coexist bumper sticker font*
I ❤️ NY
I ❤️ NY
Is this the rowhouse
October 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Is this the rowhouse
The downside (?) of marrying me is I won’t take your last name but the upside is I consider this a simple no fuss Sunday dinner that I might even do on a weeknight:
October 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The downside (?) of marrying me is I won’t take your last name but the upside is I consider this a simple no fuss Sunday dinner that I might even do on a weeknight:
Comments sections of @nytimes.com Cooking has easily the best vibes on the internet
October 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Comments sections of @nytimes.com Cooking has easily the best vibes on the internet
Whatever, I am Wednesday Addams’s cousin who doesn’t have time for elaborate hair, ok?
October 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Whatever, I am Wednesday Addams’s cousin who doesn’t have time for elaborate hair, ok?
Hey what’s up finally got committee my assignment on the international Jewish conspiracy and it’s a good one
October 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Hey what’s up finally got committee my assignment on the international Jewish conspiracy and it’s a good one
Ok #Jewsky help me out — a friend sent me this, from an Athens, Alabama Buc-ees. What do we think the L-shaped blue thing and the cow thing are? Hanukkah stockings? Shofar cosy?
October 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Ok #Jewsky help me out — a friend sent me this, from an Athens, Alabama Buc-ees. What do we think the L-shaped blue thing and the cow thing are? Hanukkah stockings? Shofar cosy?