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Leaf~
@leaftilde.bsky.social
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18+ only! Princess of the Trans Plantgirls and Visiting Professor of Goblin Studies! 🏳️‍⚧️🌱 I write fun smut! 💚 Commissions Closed! Asexual Pervert! 30s! She/Her plz! 🔞

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Gonna be real honest chief I'd rather blow my brains out than share Gemini gems with anyone
Gemini: Share your Gemini gems with others
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
leaftilde.bsky.social
Well, that's a dick move...but it's actually less murderous to Jimmy Olsen than Silver Age Superman usually is!
The famous Superman uses Heat Vision to destroy the nice coat that Jimmy Olsen for Father's Day cover...I guess he's his child now? Iunno
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I mean...........fair enough, really.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Apologies but this is all I can think of in this moment.
"But Black Dynamite...I sell drugs in the community!" but it's Patreon declaring war on Forcefem with Leaf taking umbridge
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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He just keeps doing this

Love this for her.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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You are not safe from Crossdressing Jimmy Olsen
Several guys ogling a crossdressing Jimmy Olsen who, totally naturally, says that a "very masculine" heart beats beneath his female disguise.
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Becoming delusionally self-confident to balance the scales.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Spoilers for a show from 25 years ago but: Critical Support for Janice Soprano shooting Richie to death after he punched her and was homophobic.

"You gonna cry now?"

INCORRECT
Janice Soprano shooting Richie to death with a pistol
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
leaftilde.bsky.social
mfw it's Tazz
IT'S TAZZ
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
leaftilde.bsky.social
Question: What time is the Sopranos set?
Answer:
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
leaftilde.bsky.social
Aha! I just realized that the opening of Red Alert 2 has an inverse of this scene, and General Carville played a General IN Wargames!
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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NOBODY TOLD ME MJ IS VENOM NOW

HOLY GUAC

GOLLY
MJ Watson in a symbiote dress made of Venom who looms over her all stretched out and symbiote like
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
leaftilde.bsky.social
Reading these mags must have made you fear every possible animal as potentially man-eating killers.
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
leaftilde.bsky.social
God I wish that were me
Norm Eastman painting for the cover of one of these rags that has A BLONDE HOTTIE shooting a THOMPSON in an ALL BLACK CATSUIT while TWO MORE HOTTIES carry a WOUNDED SOLDIER. A SECOND GUY is LEAPING FROM SOME EXPLODING NAZIS all backlit by a NAZI CASTLE
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Every fourth page is the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen it's just Pages 1-3 that's the problem.
THOSE SEX AND HELL NAZI BUSTERS THE GI CYCLE DEMONS Listen there's no way I'm doing this justice. Suffice it to say, dudes and hotties on motorcycles are fucking up all kinds of Nazis
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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As you can see...it's a mixed bag.
A fishman getting pelted by dudes with oars and glaives under the title FISH WITH HUMAN HANDS ATTACKED ME
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
leaftilde.bsky.social
Okay One: god it's kinda sad they were trying to sell cures for being gay in these. :/

But Two: well shit now I gotta find out how the suicide nymphs make it out of passion island
NEW HOPE FOR THE HOMOSEXUAL LAST STAND OF THE SUICIDE NYMPHS OF PASSION ISLAND
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
leaftilde.bsky.social
Also I could learn something from whoever wrote these titles.
REVEALED: STREET FREAKS ON A RAMPAGE. HOW THEIR SEX HANGUPS LEAD TO MAYHEM
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
leaftilde.bsky.social
Also: either more femdom stuff than you'd expect or, if you know the kind of dork who read these mags, exactly the amount you'd expect.
PLEASURE PEN HIDEOUT OF PARIS' FEMALE CONS and it's...well, it's a pleasure pen hideout of paris' female cons
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Normals: Oh Leaf, you're a writer? What do you write?
Me: Oh y'know. Normal stuff
What I Write:
Sin! Lust! Degradation! Danger! Crime! SEX-MADDENED HARLOT BREAKS THE WRONG HEART
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Literotica rejected my latest story for being snuff despite it not being snuff because they didn't read it they just saw the word "sacrifice" and sent it back after a full week in limbo!

TO HONOUR THEM:

One Like = One Story I Reupload from Literotica to AO3
AO3's logo, which kinda looks like a mess but I respect the hustle
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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I am in the pod rn. I am regenerationmaxxing.
Dr Giger and his Cellular Rejuvenation and Entertainment Chamber, which looks like a SenDep chamber the put funny racing car stickers on.
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Aha, all good! I'm alright with playing VNs (which this basically is) with male protags since it's, like, a book that you sometimes make Choose Your Own Adventure choices in. Plus Aaron Paul's a great voice actor!

If you can get past playing a guy, highly recommend...if only for Malevola.

🥵
Malevola, who is basically if Magik and Nightcrawler had HOT, NON-CATHOLIC APPROVED SEX.
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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KENNY/MOXLEY EXPLODING BARBED WIRE DEATHMATCH TAGS: RUINED ORGASM
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM