Leaf
@leafprotogen.bsky.social
If I can handle my smell I'll manage yours fine
December 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If I can handle my smell I'll manage yours fine
You have failed the British empire by refusing beans on toast and now you must suffer for it
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You have failed the British empire by refusing beans on toast and now you must suffer for it
Brains are liars, they can not be trusted
December 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Brains are liars, they can not be trusted
Dog paws were not made for typing
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Dog paws were not made for typing
Better stay up longer, because I need my dick bounced on.
December 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Better stay up longer, because I need my dick bounced on.
Primagens have the good parts
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Primagens have the good parts
portaplushie, pee in it's diaper
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
portaplushie, pee in it's diaper
theft is when you reupload a drawing and say it's yours, not when you like a pose.
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
theft is when you reupload a drawing and say it's yours, not when you like a pose.
The government said I can't have my genitals removed but Twitter will do it anyway. Rare Twitter W
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The government said I can't have my genitals removed but Twitter will do it anyway. Rare Twitter W
If you do the bit 90 times it becomes only $1 per bit, it's a long term investment.
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you do the bit 90 times it becomes only $1 per bit, it's a long term investment.
Night shift pays better so you're doing me a favour.
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Night shift pays better so you're doing me a favour.
What else could you do with them? Just waste them?
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
What else could you do with them? Just waste them?
need to take more now, so we can see the progress
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
need to take more now, so we can see the progress
That's not enough tylenol for a whole turkey
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
That's not enough tylenol for a whole turkey
Newton invented the apple, Tim Apple stole the credit.
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Newton invented the apple, Tim Apple stole the credit.
Pee sitting down son or shit standing up daughter?
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Pee sitting down son or shit standing up daughter?
Eminem says so much weird shit that this line isn't particularly notable.
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Eminem says so much weird shit that this line isn't particularly notable.
You'll have to be punished then
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You'll have to be punished then