LC Phillips (that’s Lisa to you, my friends)
@lcnlalala.bsky.social
Wife, sister, friend, 100% devoted to all your pets and mine. A little creaky and a lot feisty. Fan of football and the people who write about it. Bigger fan of excellent martinis and the people who make them.
If I’m being honest, I haven’t been posting much because I’m just not that into anything that isn’t Andor.
May 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If I’m being honest, I haven’t been posting much because I’m just not that into anything that isn’t Andor.
These are awesome.
April 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
These are awesome.
The Studio, Ep 3. Soundtrack:
Long Black Road (Jeff Lynne and ELO, from American Hustle)
If You Could Read My Mind (Gordon Lightfoot and some of the greatest lyrics ever written).
Long Black Road (Jeff Lynne and ELO, from American Hustle)
If You Could Read My Mind (Gordon Lightfoot and some of the greatest lyrics ever written).
April 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The Studio, Ep 3. Soundtrack:
Long Black Road (Jeff Lynne and ELO, from American Hustle)
If You Could Read My Mind (Gordon Lightfoot and some of the greatest lyrics ever written).
Long Black Road (Jeff Lynne and ELO, from American Hustle)
If You Could Read My Mind (Gordon Lightfoot and some of the greatest lyrics ever written).
Gotta say, the roofing crew across the street are a damned fine Mariachi Band. Very entertaining, at least until some humorless joyless homeowning undercover agent from the HOA drives up in their trump-stickered golf cart and tells them to quiet down.
#graciasmexico
#graciasmexico
February 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Gotta say, the roofing crew across the street are a damned fine Mariachi Band. Very entertaining, at least until some humorless joyless homeowning undercover agent from the HOA drives up in their trump-stickered golf cart and tells them to quiet down.
#graciasmexico
#graciasmexico
Detached retina. I thought I was only going to fall apart mentally this year.
Anesthesiologist: please confirm your name and DOB.
Me: Coco Rocha. Somewhere around 1988.
Him: ---
Me: states real name and date of birth
Him: please confirm which eye we're working on today
Me: the third one.
Him: sigh
Anesthesiologist: please confirm your name and DOB.
Me: Coco Rocha. Somewhere around 1988.
Him: ---
Me: states real name and date of birth
Him: please confirm which eye we're working on today
Me: the third one.
Him: sigh
February 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Detached retina. I thought I was only going to fall apart mentally this year.
Anesthesiologist: please confirm your name and DOB.
Me: Coco Rocha. Somewhere around 1988.
Him: ---
Me: states real name and date of birth
Him: please confirm which eye we're working on today
Me: the third one.
Him: sigh
Anesthesiologist: please confirm your name and DOB.
Me: Coco Rocha. Somewhere around 1988.
Him: ---
Me: states real name and date of birth
Him: please confirm which eye we're working on today
Me: the third one.
Him: sigh
I have worked in commercial agricultural operations for 25 years, 17 of those years spent at the company I work for now. I can personally attest that the USDA, US Fish & Wildlife, Division of Plant Industry and every other Federal/State agency are always chronically understaffed and underfunded.
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February 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I have worked in commercial agricultural operations for 25 years, 17 of those years spent at the company I work for now. I can personally attest that the USDA, US Fish & Wildlife, Division of Plant Industry and every other Federal/State agency are always chronically understaffed and underfunded.
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Wow. You are really a condom on the dick of progress, aren’t you? - The Recruit
February 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Wow. You are really a condom on the dick of progress, aren’t you? - The Recruit
February 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Sooo…how does one root for Saquon Barkley AND Chris Jones? Patrick Mahomes AND Jalen Hurts? Lady Gaga AND Jon Batiste? New Orleans AND…never mind. NOLA WINS. ❤️
February 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Sooo…how does one root for Saquon Barkley AND Chris Jones? Patrick Mahomes AND Jalen Hurts? Lady Gaga AND Jon Batiste? New Orleans AND…never mind. NOLA WINS. ❤️
As a commercial farmer, federal oversight and compliance is an enormous pain in my ass. Also essential, necessary and welcomed (otherwise, we just turn into complete assholes). This is fucking terrifying.
February 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
As a commercial farmer, federal oversight and compliance is an enormous pain in my ass. Also essential, necessary and welcomed (otherwise, we just turn into complete assholes). This is fucking terrifying.
I weep for Antony Blinken.
January 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I weep for Antony Blinken.
Noah Wylie in The Pitt is perfection.
“I love you.
Thank you.
I forgive you.
Please forgive me.”
“I love you.
Thank you.
I forgive you.
Please forgive me.”
January 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Noah Wylie in The Pitt is perfection.
“I love you.
Thank you.
I forgive you.
Please forgive me.”
“I love you.
Thank you.
I forgive you.
Please forgive me.”
Huge game. HUUUUGE GAME.
January 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Huge game. HUUUUGE GAME.
Just to illustrate that I have lost nearly all the f**ks I ever had to give and will now strive to emulate the self-focused life of Goldilocks had she avoided any unsolicited remarks from bears:
Yesterday, I traded my month-old car in for...wait for it...a slightly more comfortable, even newer car.
Yesterday, I traded my month-old car in for...wait for it...a slightly more comfortable, even newer car.
January 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Just to illustrate that I have lost nearly all the f**ks I ever had to give and will now strive to emulate the self-focused life of Goldilocks had she avoided any unsolicited remarks from bears:
Yesterday, I traded my month-old car in for...wait for it...a slightly more comfortable, even newer car.
Yesterday, I traded my month-old car in for...wait for it...a slightly more comfortable, even newer car.
From playoff football to Inspector Gamache. ❤️
January 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
From playoff football to Inspector Gamache. ❤️
This is some finesse football, y’all.
January 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is some finesse football, y’all.
💯 no notes.
January 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
💯 no notes.
Chat with my IT guy, who happens to be a friend:
Him: Okay, restart the app and hopefully it will resolve.
Me: restarts the app, sends a form, app closes with no warning or error code
Him: m****r f****r
Me: m****r f****r
Him: jinx!
Me: jinx!
Me: is it too early to drink
Him: noooooo it's really not
Him: Okay, restart the app and hopefully it will resolve.
Me: restarts the app, sends a form, app closes with no warning or error code
Him: m****r f****r
Me: m****r f****r
Him: jinx!
Me: jinx!
Me: is it too early to drink
Him: noooooo it's really not
December 26, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Chat with my IT guy, who happens to be a friend:
Him: Okay, restart the app and hopefully it will resolve.
Me: restarts the app, sends a form, app closes with no warning or error code
Him: m****r f****r
Me: m****r f****r
Him: jinx!
Me: jinx!
Me: is it too early to drink
Him: noooooo it's really not
Him: Okay, restart the app and hopefully it will resolve.
Me: restarts the app, sends a form, app closes with no warning or error code
Him: m****r f****r
Me: m****r f****r
Him: jinx!
Me: jinx!
Me: is it too early to drink
Him: noooooo it's really not
Reason 4,387 why we do not have human kids: Husband cannot say “no” to any creature shorter than himself.
Luna the cat: meow?
Luna the cat: meow?
December 26, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Reason 4,387 why we do not have human kids: Husband cannot say “no” to any creature shorter than himself.
Luna the cat: meow?
Luna the cat: meow?
This is so awful, that there are women engineering smear campaigns against other women and celebrating their success at it, while working for lying, disgusting men pretending to be against toxic masculinity, while practicing, you know, the most toxic masculinity imaginable.
Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni and a Smear Campaign After ‘It Ends With Us’ (Gift Article)
Private messages detail an alleged campaign to tarnish Blake Lively after she accused Justin Baldoni of misconduct on the set of “It Ends With Us.”
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2024 at 3:48 PM
This is so awful, that there are women engineering smear campaigns against other women and celebrating their success at it, while working for lying, disgusting men pretending to be against toxic masculinity, while practicing, you know, the most toxic masculinity imaginable.
Inadvertently made an appointment at the DMV for 12/26, which is also our 32nd wedding anniversary because romance never dies
December 22, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Inadvertently made an appointment at the DMV for 12/26, which is also our 32nd wedding anniversary because romance never dies
Welcome to your world, Mike Johnson.
December 20, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Welcome to your world, Mike Johnson.
I, an American cynic with questionable geographic/cultural knowledge, am thoroughly charmed by the show Rock Solid Builds, based in Newfoundland. I mean, “catty” means awesome. The letter “h” is optional, so bathroom becomes batroom. Everyone has a big, warm laugh. Thank you, HGTV Canada.
December 14, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I, an American cynic with questionable geographic/cultural knowledge, am thoroughly charmed by the show Rock Solid Builds, based in Newfoundland. I mean, “catty” means awesome. The letter “h” is optional, so bathroom becomes batroom. Everyone has a big, warm laugh. Thank you, HGTV Canada.
In the last week:
I have had a moron tell me how to do my job, and cc my boss. Who knows better.
I have had a medical emergency because my doctor spaced out and didn’t change a dosage. ON INSULIN.
I binged English Teacher and it was AWESOME.
Shrinking. Same. Silo. Same. Bad Sisters. Same.
I have had a moron tell me how to do my job, and cc my boss. Who knows better.
I have had a medical emergency because my doctor spaced out and didn’t change a dosage. ON INSULIN.
I binged English Teacher and it was AWESOME.
Shrinking. Same. Silo. Same. Bad Sisters. Same.
December 12, 2024 at 11:43 PM
In the last week:
I have had a moron tell me how to do my job, and cc my boss. Who knows better.
I have had a medical emergency because my doctor spaced out and didn’t change a dosage. ON INSULIN.
I binged English Teacher and it was AWESOME.
Shrinking. Same. Silo. Same. Bad Sisters. Same.
I have had a moron tell me how to do my job, and cc my boss. Who knows better.
I have had a medical emergency because my doctor spaced out and didn’t change a dosage. ON INSULIN.
I binged English Teacher and it was AWESOME.
Shrinking. Same. Silo. Same. Bad Sisters. Same.