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🏳️‍⚧️ LAZY RUBY 🏳️‍⚧️
@lazyruby.bsky.social
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I am but a simple country bumpkin.
She/Any
Currently in mouse mode.
Techno DJ, Digital Artist, Rabid Consumer of My Husband's Food
NSFW art + occasional nudes. 18+ only please!

💍: @ennygima.bsky.social
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wth I never posted this lmao
POV of the viewer sitting at a restaurant table. Ruby is sitting in the booth across from them, inexplicably lifting her shirt and poking her stomach. The viewer is holding a diamond ring out, their hand visibly shaking and sweating. "fat mouse (x6" "marry y/m?"
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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in light of recent events
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Oh yeah and it had this weird mechanic where if you ate some human food for health you'd go all Tom & Jerry mode

(bluesky let me post more than one pic at a time damn)
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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anyone else remember that one GBA beat em up' with the mouse girl and it was kinda repetitive but had a really killer soundtrack?

(sprite comm from @yulsbolts.bsky.social. Thanks a million!)
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Gorbachev's Darkest Hour
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Ruby analysis complete.
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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autistic mouse
Ruby sitting on a nondescript square, completely nude sans her bracelet and earrings, looking longingly at a dick coming in from off screen. RUBY: I'm plotting. ENNY: Plotting? RUBY: I'm scheming. I've got machinations. My plan's all coming together. ENNY: The plan is coming together? RUBY: huh huh huh huh...yeah...
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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him: you better not be that cunty fox from the Final Fantasy 9 coke commercial when I get home

my ass:
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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I appreciate the sentiment but feel it also implies Squidward is not hot and dangerous???
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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I put the still in still life baybee
"I don't wanna draw anything but my sona lately...I'm just like Squidward...OH GOD I'M JUST LIKE SQUIDWAR-"
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
lazyruby.bsky.social
just remembered Moonbeam City turned 10 years old last month

I will never not be angry over how it was treated
Ruby, completely nude, at her desk, joint in hand, while watching an episode of Moonbeam City. "Fuck Matt and Trey. This show deserved better."
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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yes m'lord right away
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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THAT NOOK MUST BE STOPPED
A 4-panel comic. Panel 1: Ruby is acting sassy in front of a fast-food bag labeled 'ZWEI BURGER' Text: "o jeez, wonder who left this here." A box belo reads: "like she won't." Panel 2: Ruby lies on her bed, topless, implied to have eaten the bag' contents, suffered the consequences, and is upset with her husband over it. Her tanuki husband, however, is hornier than he has ever been in his life at this. A box below reads: "see?" Panel 3: A close up shot of the tanuki grabbing Ruby's belly. A box below reads: "yes...get fatter..." Panel 4: Ruby stands with her back facing the camera, slightly surprised as if someone just walked in on her. She is in the middle of another burger, clad in only a bra and baggy shirt. Her tail is inadvertently lifting the back of her shirt, exposing her ass. Text: "The fuck does he mean 'get fatter'?" A box below reads: "SHE WILL NEVER LEARN..."
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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where would I be without @ennygima.bsky.social ? :)
Ruby and Enny about to walk into a building when Ruby spots a sign. "Oh no babu! We can't go in! It says 18+ only!" "You moron. We can invite more people." "ur so smart it gives me a bonar..."
November 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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expert hint dropper
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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according to mice
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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WEHAVEOURREASONS
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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y'know now that I'm a mouse again I'm considering bringing back the barnverse AU. Surely a mouse would know a chicken and a frog.
November 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I was looking for crumbs in your pockets.

(gift art from a discord moot)
A first person view sketch of a hand holding up a more feral version of mouse!Ruby, still wearing her beanie and hoodie. There is an "18+" censor bar over her crotch.
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I KNOW SHE ATE A CHEESE
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Mouse!Garnet, now in color.
Garnet as a mouse instead of a dog, standing in a few various poses. On the left she is acting distraught. "I just wanted to die for my country, but God sent me back as a 10-year-old!" In the middle, she is standing with her hips cocked and her branch in hand, feeling like her pre-death self while she imagines her old armor. "Knight aura..." In the bottom corner, she gets jumpscared by Belz. "Be sure to wash up for dinner when you're done 'aura farming', poppet!"
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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what if Garnet was a mice...
Garnet as a mouse instead of a dog, standing in a few various poses. On the left she is acting distraught. "I just wanted to die for my country, but God sent me back as a 10-year-old!" In the middle, she is standing with her hips cocked and her branch in hand, feeling like her pre-death self while she imagines her old armor. "Knight aura..." In the bottom corner, she gets jumpscared by Belz. "Be sure to wash up for dinner when you're done 'aura farming', poppet!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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did u kno
this is a sorta remake of this ancient thing
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM