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Lazzy is a rat
@lazarusrat.net
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Middle-aged gay rat boy in the bay area. Sometimes I draw. Icon by
@donryu.bsky.social

🔞 no minors

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Little red panda miscreant. <3
A close up of an arm tattoo featuring a stylized cartoony red panda, with a spiky word bubble yelling “ Curse Words” A photo of an arm tattoo featuring a stylized cartoony red panda, with a spiky word bubble yelling “ Curse Words”
February 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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@jakebe.bsky.social and I made some custom Magic: The Gathering token cards for some of our friends. He did the layout and handwriting, I did the doodling. :)
A collection of custom animal-themed token cards for Magic: The Gathering.
December 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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September 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Some time ago I got bored and messed around with HeroForge stop-motion.
September 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Goldie is 22 years old.
Goldie the orange tabby cat lounging inside some cardboard on top of a PC tower. Goldie the orange tabby lying on top of a couch in a sunbeam. Goldie the orange tabby curled into a ball on a purple blanket with her hind paws poking out.
September 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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"30+" A headshot of the author of the post.
September 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I bought this game some time ago and usually misread the title as “Overload.” Which makes me think of @glimmerstomp.bsky.social. Then I read it correctly and it still does, but slightly less so.
The title image for Unicorn Overlord, a game that sucks and should not have been made.
August 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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I thought my tiefling for a new D&D game deserved a "laughing alone with salad" photo shoot.
An orange-skinned tiefling with purple hair sits on a forest path, holding a bowl of salad and a fork, alone and laughing. An orange-skinned tiefling with purple hair prepares to plunge a fork into a bowl of salad, alone and laughing. An orange-skinned tiefling with purple hair stands outside in the open air, holding a bowl of salad and a fork, alone and laughing, peering at the sky.
August 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Listen. This is important.
Here's the thing.
A photo of a black and white husky dog in a snowy environment.
July 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Eeeee! :D

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I am so happy with these. <3 I'm like a walking GoldenBook. ^.^
A tattoo on my left calf of a cartoon squirrel standing on a patch of grass under some fluffy clouds, in a pose of having just thrown a frisbee. The style is very reminiscent of a children's book. A pair of tattoos on my calves of cartoon squirrels playing frisbee under some puffy clouds. On the left calf, a squirrel who has just thrown a frisbee. On the right, a squirrel jumping into the air to catch the red frisbee. A tattoo on my right calf of a cartoon squirrel jumping into the air from a patch of grass under some fluffy clouds, stretching one hand up to catch a red frisbee. The style is very reminiscent of a children's book.
July 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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100% is a bit surprising. Pain is certainly one of the easiest shortcuts to the psychological spaces I enjoy, but 100%? That just makes me want to hurt this test. >:|

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My results for the BDSM test at https://spankpls.com/bdsm-test, which call me out as "The Pain Artisan." Pain is an art form, a language spoken through the body. Whether crafting or receiving it, you understand its nuances and flow, wielding it precisely or surrendering gracefully, finding pleasure in its intensity. Pain is a journey to explore limits, vulnerability, and trust, a dance where every sting or ache is a note in a symphony only you and your partner hear.
July 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Post a female character you love.
A shot of Allison Janney as Loretta in the film Drop Dead Gorgeous, 1999.
June 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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🎶 I saw mama kissing Gul Dukat
Underneath the promenade last night… 🎶
Kira Nerys from Star Trek Deep Doace Nine arguing with her mother.
May 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I think I did a pretty good job dyeing my hair this time.
A selfie taken outside
May 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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When did you know?
A still shot of Brutus the rat from the Don Bluth movie "The Secret of NIMH." Brutus is standing, backlit in green, in a darkened underground passage. He is holding a wicked-looking spear, and his cloak is billowing. The cover of the C.S. Lewis book "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe."
April 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Session planning assistant.
Goldie the orange tabby cat nestled in my lap between my lap desk and myself while I try to type on my laptop.
February 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Cats though.
January 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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This sweet lady is 21 years old now.
October 30, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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I like that all my numbers are curvy.
September 17, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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September 17, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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Lately Goldie has taken to lying down next to me and either kneading my arm or just keeping one paw on me. <3
Goldie the cat lying on her side with one paw stretched out to touch my arm.
August 3, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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OK Dawntrail, I dunno how you’re gonna make me want another glamour now that I have this one.
Laz in the Mica (a cute chupmunk) mascot costume in FFXIV, colored bright pink.
July 30, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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Soon.
A goose on a roof, keeping watch in a sinister manner.
April 19, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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Hahahahaha finally! For my birthday, and the last day of my subscription until Dawntrail, FFXIV finally dropped the slutty healer top from Paglth’an for me.
A screenshot of a pink Hrothgar from FFXIV in a somewhat skimpy outfit and Behemoth horns.
April 4, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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I’ve been messing with glamours a little bit in FFXIV.
March 21, 2024 at 6:25 AM