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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
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Death to the Oligarchy […]

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lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
lol, 'pinky swear' is it?

Why would anyone trust Russia?

It's the fucking 'Scorpion and the Frog', isn't it?

#russia #europe #eupol #ukraine #WWIII
Russia ‘ready to legally confirm it has no intention of attacking EU or Nato’ - as it happened Comments from deputy foreign minister Sergei Ryabkov carried by state news agency
December 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#dems #gop #uspol #uspolitics #pambondi #EpsteinFiles #jeffreyepstein #epsteintransparencyact #uslaw
Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social - Th Trump officials will continue to break the laws at the highest level if there continue to be zero consequences for it. At a minimum, Bondi needs to be impeached, and the Epstein files must be released in accordance with the law. [=] [=1 Q on &
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Dems, you can take down the Rich and Powerful Men by taking down the minions that work for them, like Pam Bondi.
Why must you be so predictably weak and useless?

#dems #gop #uspol #uspolitics #pambondi #EpsteinFiles #jeffreyepstein #epsteintransparencyact
David Harvey @topladave bsky.social - 1h Make her Pay! “Our goal is not to take down Bondi," Rep. Ro Khanna told The Washington Post. “Our goal is to get the documents out for the survivors. Our goal is to take down the rich and powerful men who went to rape island and covered up the abuse
December 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#terrorism #fascists #nazis #neonazis #accelerationism #RinaldoNazzaro
“More recently, however, he [Nazzaro] has explicitly expanded this endorsement of violence to other contexts, including the United States, where he has called for the establishment of so-called ‘acceleration teams” aimed at destabilizing society and weakening government authority through attacks on critical infrastructure.” In a post on VKontakte, the Russian knockoff of Facebook where it maintains an account, the Base was explicitly calling for cells to use “targeted attacks on essential infrastructure and resources” which could “contribute to the political fragmentation of the country over time if the attacks remain consistent”.
December 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
America is fucked....

#doj #pambondi #EpsteinFiles #epsteintransparencyact #uspol #uspolitics
Legal experts told the Guardian that Congress does possess mechanisms to enforce compliance, but significant obstacles exist. Neama Rahmani, a former federal prosecutor, explained that while Congress could hold Bondi or Blanche in contempt, any such referral would go to the justice department itself, which was unlikely to prosecute its own officials.
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
The Green Party will not have blood on their hands, but Labour will.

#gpew #greenparty #labour #ukpol #ukpolitics #hungerstrikers #PalestineAction #freepalestine
hago 1419 GMT No 10 continues to resist calls for ministerial meeting to discuss health of Palestine Action-linked hunger strikers The Green party has criticised the government for refusing the meet the representatives of the Palestine Action-linked hunger strikers. Their supporters say they are now at risk of death, and yesterday a further two of them were taken to hospital.
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
But fuck what the voters think, the wishes of 5 million dead people (and the tiny percentage of rich crooks who profited off Brexit) must be honoured! It's Democracy! /s

#brexit #ukpol #ukpolitics #labour #libdems #greens #tories
More than 75% of Labour, Lib Dem and Green voters think PM should open talks on joining EU customs union - UK politics live ‘YouGov poll for the Times suggests even 40% of Conservative voters support such a move
December 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Tonight Monsterdon, i shall be eating from this!

#monsterdon
A clear plastic tube with savory snack chips inside, the dimensions of the tube are a novel size for such things which intriged me. The front of the tube has a sticker in Korean, in my excitement I threw away the outer plastic wrapping which might have had an English description on it, so if anyone who speaks Korean can tell me what I am about to eat that would be grand
December 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
@crispius
(O] Flipboard UK @FlipboardUK@flipboard.com Nicki Minaj calls conservative activists “the cool kids” in on-stage conversation with Erika Kirk nme.com/news/music/nicki-minaj...
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
These are all pathetic, failed men....

#andrewmountbattenwindsor #epstein #EpsteinFiles #jeffreyepstein
Brown argued that Epstein “deftly exploited” Mountbatten-Windsor’s “sense of grievance” at being Charles’s spare. Epstein, she wrote, “made Andrew feel he had joined the big time - the deals, the girls, the plane, the glittering New York world, where he wasn’t seen as a full-grown man still dependent on his mother’s privy purse strings or on the harsh pecking order of the palace”.
December 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
"kids, this is what Cocaine feels like...."

#erikakirk
Tiny little Erika Kirk on the right on a fireworks triumph while dressed like a Eurovision presenter from the 80s, all glittering gold pantsuit in front of an audience of 1000+ 'Grief Fans'
December 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
[Jack Paul Facial Violence]

I don't like Boxing, Sport or (actual) Violence but this photo is up there with that one of Mohammed Ali scowling at the other dude.

"FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT"
Anthony Joshua in the foreground, a professional boxer, destroying the jaw of Jack Paul, a professional narcissist. The way the photographer has positioned the shot shows true skill, something the Jake Paul's of this world will never have.
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
lol

#andrewtate #predators #sexcriminals #misogynist #manosphere #looneytunes
lan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com - Th It was always so funny in Looney Tunes when something exploded in Daffy Duck's face and sent his bill spinning around and around his head, and it was even funnier when that happened to Jake Paul last night Qs 233 Q 266 Qo &
December 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
He just can't keep himself to himself , can he? Dirty fucker....

#andrewtate #predators #sexcriminals #misogynist #manosphere
Another picture of Andrew Tate from tonight, here seen clearly attempting to kiss a man who is not reciprocating Tate's advances and is trying to push him away with pink puffy mittens.
December 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Andrew Tate tonight!

#andrewtate #predators #sexcriminals #misogynist
The shiny headed sexual predator is face down in a man's crotch while they both sweat in shorts and are watched by a crowd of horny punters. A referee is with them to make sure no boundaries are crossed.
December 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Ho Ho Ho

#antifascism #xmas #nazi
~V Torch Antifa Network @ @torchantifa.bsky.social A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 4 Hailsa folk! https:/, _ Our kinsman fell to his death trying to get his wife a mistletoe out of a tree on Monday. We are trying to get his body home from California so we can give him a propper send off. The mortuary down there want 2500 and the transport wants over 4,000. We need him home so we can prepare his body in the traditional ways of our ancestors. This means washing his body, carving Mal Runes, cutting his nails, ensuring he has weapons and food for the hell road. We will also be preparing a water rite. Kiah will lead the archers in lighting the pyre as we set him off. 01:40 - 21 Dec 2025 @ Everybody can reply
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
The Weekend is upon us, my friends...
Patrick McGoohan (left) and Leslie Neilson (right) stride down the broadwalk of a Columbo episode, Patrick clutches a stuffed panda to his chest while Leslie has his shit opened to a dangerous 70s level. Together these men stare into the future..... McGoohan: Seems people really lose their mind before Christmas, doesn't it? Neilson: Did we hide it better in our time or is the world of 2025 truly worse?
December 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Hilarious the way Women think the Head Misogynist isn't going to dick them over like every other woman who doesn't remind him of his mother.

#EliseStefanik #terfs #uspol #uspolitics #trump
U.S. Rep. Elise Stefanik, a “staunch” Trump ally, late Friday afternoon suspended her campaign for governor after failing to secure President Donald Trump’s endorsement. The New York Republican also announced she will not seek re-election to Congress.
December 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
They have missed the deadline.

#EpsteinFiles #epstein #jeffreyepstein #pambondi #trump #doj #fascism #uspol #uspolitics
Kyle Griffin @kylegriffint.bsky.social - 2h Deputy AG Blanche just said the Trump DOJ will miss the Epstein files deadline. He says "several hundred thousand" docs will be released today, "and then over the next couple weeks, | expect several hundred thousand more." All files are required by law to be released today. 190 2593 Q 13k a &
December 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
lol "horny widow wants to be First Lady"

#JDVance #erikakirk #uspol #uspolitics
30m ago 16.02 GMT Erika Kirk endorses JD Vance for president in 2028 Last night, Erika Kirk, Turning Point CEO and widow of the late Charlie Kirk, endorsed vice-president JD Vance for president in the 2028 election.
December 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
uh -huh....

#putin
Moments later, when asked whether he was in love, Putin smiled and said that he was.
December 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
I'm glad they are making a point of this....
The source said the cargo ship was empty at the time and no environmental threat resulted from the operation. The Ukrainian official did not say how the drones reached the ship, but said the operation involved “multi-stage” measures.
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
She's around the same age as me, buying a house in your 20s was pretty privileged back then too, Labour didn't do much for us back then on that respect either...almost like it's a Landlords Party now...or aspires to be...

#rachelreeves #ukpol #ukpolitics #housing #economy
Rachel Reeves: I bought my first home in my 20s, that wouldn't be possible today
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Craig, being the naughty scamp he is, cannot resist saying "Peanuts" like "Penus"
My wife and I picture him giggling to himself when he does it.

#xmas #charliebrown #bbc6music #craigcharles
Craig Charles > Celebrating 60 years of ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas'
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
lol, Dershowitz and those pierogis...

#alanderschowitz #bariweiss #cbs
1&+sefi Sunday, @jetsensunday.bsky.social - 4h [2] Bari Weiss dream programming: Elon Musk's PowerPoint plan to save the white race Quentin Tarantino watches Madea Goes To Jail while on coke Netanyahu on how Jesus inspires his interpretation of international law Andrew Tate ranks his favorite Dubai sex slaves Alan Dershowitz makes his own pierogis
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM