Laytherian
laytherian.bsky.social
Laytherian
@laytherian.bsky.social
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"it could never happen" what if it already is?
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
you spend so long denying yourself the idea that something is possible in a bid to not get your hopes up that you get blindsided when it's suddenly maybe practical and more or less only a couple steps removed from the current reality
January 23, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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making the hostage situation very awkward by enthusiastically asking for the gun to be in my mouth during the ransom video
January 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
do i call out tomorrow
January 23, 2026 at 1:57 AM
went to bed pretty miserable then had a dream about someone i love teasing me and getting me really embarrassed now everything feels okay again
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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TUBI or not TUBI? lolzzzzzz that's right THE PEOPLE'S JOKER is now available to watch for FREE on TUBI! We also just dropped a bunch of new merch at the yeyostore (check it below). It's the best day of your life!
January 21, 2026 at 8:34 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 1:45 AM
if i got a really cute "kiss the cook" type apron and wore it while lovingly cooking you dinner would you just go "oh that's cute hee hee" or would you actually kiss me
January 21, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Daily bunny no.3203 is moving up in the world
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 AM
who wants to play marbles with me
January 17, 2026 at 5:56 AM
every orgy should have a dedicated stenographer
January 17, 2026 at 2:20 AM
another cultural victory: my dutch girlfriend is way more into football than i am and will be staying up until 3am her time to watch the seahawks game with me tomorrow
January 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
it was actually fine AND i'm getting a far better reward than i ever could've asked for life is so so good
because i'm extremely kind and generous: i will also accept holding me while i cry into your arms after my shift if the first offer isn't workable for you
January 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
the misanthrope is a herald of impending insanity
January 15, 2026 at 3:24 PM
they're having me work alone tomorrow so i'm going to need praise given in advance please
January 15, 2026 at 6:23 AM
i'm so tired of working at the long day factory when are they sending me over to the being pampered and doted on factory
January 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Jerome Powell has "no plans" to appear in the next 'Nintendo Direct' to address the Department of Justice's criminal investigation.
January 12, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 4:50 AM
dreamt about being manhandled (bunhandled??) in low gravity and uwahhh the ease at which they were picking me up and throwing me around 😵‍💫😵‍💫
January 10, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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🤍&🖤
January 9, 2026 at 8:24 AM
i didn't really even mean this in a horny way although i do think i'm ovulating rn
no no no you completely misunderstand i was actually assigned "not pathetic" by a drunk friend years ago so really it's for entirely practical reasons that i just think i'd be a little more functional and efficient with a handler
January 9, 2026 at 8:45 AM
no no no you completely misunderstand i was actually assigned "not pathetic" by a drunk friend years ago so really it's for entirely practical reasons that i just think i'd be a little more functional and efficient with a handler
January 9, 2026 at 8:24 AM
started watching severance recently and wow does it hit hard when you live with a similar condition. a separate core of identity that only experiences work and doesn't get to meet loved ones? yeah it sucks. i'd argue it's worse having hazy impressions of loved ones rather than full disconnection tho
January 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
my hands are so dry from the space heater in my room that they've started to crack and bleed and i can't bring myself to put lotion on them because that would smother the fantasy i've been having of someone pampering me by putting lotion on my hands for me. no the absurdity of that is not lost on me
January 8, 2026 at 6:20 AM