Layne "Season's Greason's" Winters
@laynewinters.bsky.social
small, blonde, girl - but not barbie. She's taller. Now with 50% less twitter. Size stuff and random nonsense that's usually Disney related. I also sometimes write! allegedly!
Top, as in "on top of a flying sword after lightsabering with Darth Vader and body slamming some mecha"
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Top, as in "on top of a flying sword after lightsabering with Darth Vader and body slamming some mecha"
ME: trying not to judge how people spend their money or by their fandoms
ALSO ME: who the hell is out there spending $70+ on a Jimmy Fallon sweatshirt?!
ALSO ME: who the hell is out there spending $70+ on a Jimmy Fallon sweatshirt?!
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
ME: trying not to judge how people spend their money or by their fandoms
ALSO ME: who the hell is out there spending $70+ on a Jimmy Fallon sweatshirt?!
ALSO ME: who the hell is out there spending $70+ on a Jimmy Fallon sweatshirt?!
It's that time of year, Olaf! That precious time of year where we go "oh boy, it's back!" and then we get one and it's like "ew, did we even like this last time?"
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It's that time of year, Olaf! That precious time of year where we go "oh boy, it's back!" and then we get one and it's like "ew, did we even like this last time?"
If I only could
I'd make a deal with God
I'd make a deal with God
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If I only could
I'd make a deal with God
I'd make a deal with God
"Not trying to kinkshame, but..."
And then I proceed to kinkshame. Every time. 😔
And then I proceed to kinkshame. Every time. 😔
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"Not trying to kinkshame, but..."
And then I proceed to kinkshame. Every time. 😔
And then I proceed to kinkshame. Every time. 😔
It had ze giant dinosaurs and ze giant monkeys und zere vere little naked people you could throw und eat vile you fought. Und it only cost a quarter to play!
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It had ze giant dinosaurs and ze giant monkeys und zere vere little naked people you could throw und eat vile you fought. Und it only cost a quarter to play!
Pfft, as if we could ever forget Primal Rage was awesome. You silly billies.
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Pfft, as if we could ever forget Primal Rage was awesome. You silly billies.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
I can't believe they did a "Young Sheldon but for the NCIS geezers"
October 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I can't believe they did a "Young Sheldon but for the NCIS geezers"
It: Welcome to Dairy
October 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It: Welcome to Dairy
RT if your fursona is smaller than Pluto
October 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
RT if your fursona is smaller than Pluto
1) I had no idea this existed and yet, I am unsurprised, and
2) was Homer Simpson brought in to do Batty's voice or would that have been too on the nose?
2) was Homer Simpson brought in to do Batty's voice or would that have been too on the nose?
October 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
1) I had no idea this existed and yet, I am unsurprised, and
2) was Homer Simpson brought in to do Batty's voice or would that have been too on the nose?
2) was Homer Simpson brought in to do Batty's voice or would that have been too on the nose?
The true act of bravery in the original Toy Story was not Woody saving Buzz and the other toys from Sid, but rather, the creative decision to show the human characters from the neck up. Woof
October 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The true act of bravery in the original Toy Story was not Woody saving Buzz and the other toys from Sid, but rather, the creative decision to show the human characters from the neck up. Woof
Fondly remembering that one time they tried to complain about Peach being an action hero-y girl boss in the new Mario movie and half of us were like
Who cares? She always has been?
Who cares? She always has been?
October 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Fondly remembering that one time they tried to complain about Peach being an action hero-y girl boss in the new Mario movie and half of us were like
Who cares? She always has been?
Who cares? She always has been?
Do you like that, little robot?
October 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Do you like that, little robot?
Post something random or have an awful October
September 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Post something random or have an awful October
It's everywhere! From PepsiCo, to subsidiary brands formerly owned by PepsiCo!
September 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It's everywhere! From PepsiCo, to subsidiary brands formerly owned by PepsiCo!
See when I went and told people that there was a giant Lady outside my hotel room they didn't believe me.
September 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
See when I went and told people that there was a giant Lady outside my hotel room they didn't believe me.
It's puzzling.
September 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It's puzzling.
"Eem der bess at whert I duu, boob. Snikt. Huhuhuhu"
August 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"Eem der bess at whert I duu, boob. Snikt. Huhuhuhu"
Some googling and yeah
They all just had branded ashtrays, apparently. Wild
They all just had branded ashtrays, apparently. Wild
August 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Some googling and yeah
They all just had branded ashtrays, apparently. Wild
They all just had branded ashtrays, apparently. Wild
