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Law of Names Media
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Debatably Arcadian entertainment & possibly unwise podcasts.

★At the Bottom of the Garden★Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply★This Address Does Not Exist★Arcadia,CA★Dakota Gold★Breathing Space★Waterlogged★para/Normal★

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Screen shot from the show control panel of the Pinecast podhosting platform that shows the Breathing Space Season 4 logo, & the categories the show is on apple podcasts. At the bottom of the shot there is a tick box next to "This podcast is finished, and no new episodes will be released" The box is unticked. Underneath there is a SUBMIT button, and next to the button is "saved successfully" in green text
January 23, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Screen shot from the show control panel of the Pinecast podhosting platform that shows the Breathing Space Season 4 logo, & the categories the show is on apple podcasts. At the bottom of the shot there is a tick box next to "This podcast is finished, and no new episodes will be released" The box is ticked. At the bottom of the shot is a SAVE button.
January 23, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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From TADNE's backstage.
A discord screenshot. User name Michael (the House) Ah, so you're the one drawing dicks on my walls. Nice to meet you!
January 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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"We believe it is part of the House that doesn’t exist-- the time that doesn't pass."

Outside the House, unfortunately, we are bound by linear time, which means our casting call closes soon. Your auditions are very welcome.

Call closes Monday, Jan 12, 8am Pacific
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An aged, yellowed envelope front. It has a cancelled stamp in the top right corner. The return and delivery addresses are both scribbles. Stamped in red ink over the top of the delivery address is THIS ADDRESS DOES NOT EXIST
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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1 week remaining on the TADNE casting call.

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A sketchy drawing of a falling-apart house in splotchy blacks and greens. Printed across the house in red is "THIS ADDRESS DOES NOT EXIST" and the return-to-sender stamp of a hand with a pointing finger
January 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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And we're very excited to be able to announce that this collection will also feature @fayroberts.bsky.social 's deeply unsettling story "A Function of Power."
A battered airmail envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Fay Roberts, A Function of Power"
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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CASTING CALL

This Address Does Not Exist is an audio anthology of epistolary haunted house stories.

Seeking voice actors of all accents & experience.

Call open Dec 22 - Jan 12

Show premiers- May, 2026

**Unpaid, hobby project**

Full info here:
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The show logo for This Address Does not Exist-- a rather worn and old looking house set behind a overgrown and dead-seeming hedge of branches. Splitting the hedge and leading up to the house is a set of shallow concrete stairs. The sky behind the house is cloudy and overcast. The entire picture is color shifted such that it is in blues and off-yellows.
December 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Anna Stein, The Writing on the Wall
A battered airmail envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Anna Stein, The Writing on the Wall"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@ash-alder.bsky.social , They Shall Not Labor in Vain & DIY
A battered airmail envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Ash Seguinte, They Shall Not Labor in Vain, DIY"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@tesh16.bsky.social , Towards the Beginning of All Music
A battered airmail envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Tesh, Towards the Beginning of All Music"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@mintiliciouss.bsky.social , Belly of the Beast
A battered envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Milo Machin, Belly of the Beast"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Seven, This is the House My Grandmother Died In
A battered envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Seven, This is the House My Grandmother Died In"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@maninjumpsuit.com , The Thatcher
A battered envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Josh Burgess, The Thatcher"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@hannahaimee17.bsky.social, Eggs of Emerald & The Black Spot
A battered airmail envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Hannah Aimee Brown, Eggs of Emerald, The Black Spot"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@corvyna.bsky.social, Morning, Jane
A battered envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Corvyn Appleby, Morning, Jane"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@fortunesalemva.bsky.social, The Library
A battered envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Fortune Salem, The Library"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@gemaydin.bsky.social, Ev
A battered envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Gem Aydin, Ev"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Emma Skinner, The Starling
A battered airmail envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Emma Skinner, The Starling"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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In no particular order....

Kira Pelletier
"The House on the Iron Road"
A battered envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Kira Pelletier, The House on the Iron Road"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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"When it all began, the house had no name at all. It stood, perched and perilously alone, on a bit of land upraised like a clenched fist."

Casting for our epistolary haunted house anthology This Address Does Not Exist opens on Dec 22.

We'd like to take this time to introduce our writers.
The show logo for This Address Does not Exist-- a rather worn and old looking house set behind a overgrown and dead-seeming hedge of branches. Splitting the hedge and leading up to the house is a set of shallow concrete stairs. The sky behind the house is cloudy and overcast. The entire picture is color shifted such that it is in blues and off-yellows.
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Reading another TADNE script.
A screen shot of a comment on a google doc from user Law of Names reading "I do not know how many times I can say "IT'S TOTALLY FINE" in all caps, but IT'S TOTALLY FINE.
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I am apparently wrong about this.
A screen shot from Discord reading "He is not."
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Reading TADNE scripts
A screen shot from a PDF of blue text reading "This guy seems like generally a pretty good dude. I'm sorry that The Horrors are going to happen to him."
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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My fellows have fed you with fiction, treated you to tales, nourished you with narrative. Still, surely you can swallow another. Find room, as it were, for dessert.

Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, Episode 16: The Big Top

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A close up on the entrance to a red and white striped circus tent. The hangings that would cover the door are tied back, and inside is the vague hint of twisting, shiny, sinuous shapes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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The eye sees not itself, but by reflection, by some other things.

Professor Pandemonium’s Peculiar Panoply, episode 15: Answers

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A Professor’s Panoply name tag. It is old and torn and aged. The name “Celia” is written on it, but th name is faded and smudged and written over the shadows of other names.
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM