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Lauts
@lauts.bsky.social
Product person at a news place. Landscape design and gardening enthusiast. Mom. Atlanta. GA. USA.

Leave it better than you found it.
Fine braising weather we're having here.

(Not fine weather for much else.)
January 25, 2026 at 9:42 PM
My kids have me running a 3D print lab. I have been conscripted really, and will be producing friend and family birthday gifts for the foreseeable future.
January 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Oops, I accidentally left the house wearing Crocs and will now be sporting them to a Michelin star restaurant for dinner. 💀
December 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
One: Labubu
Two: Labubus
Three or more: Lesbubu
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I have no idea where my husband originally got this After Dark®️ Flying Toasters™️ tie, but it continues to be my favorite.

We are nerds of a certain age, etc.
October 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Rudbeckia h. 'Chocolate Orange' #1 was a late addition to the garden this year and it's lovely! 🌱
September 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I am once again engaged in the Sisyphean task of cleaning out Dekalb County's drainage canal that runs through my back yard. (This thing was built ~60 years ago and constantly fills up with silt/dirt, flooding my back yard and sometimes basement. It's a fucking nightmare.)
August 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I enjoy eating kimchi in the comfort of my own kitchen, but now the whole house smells like farts.
August 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Tomato sandwich season is the best season.
July 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Good afternoon, sunshine. 🌻🌱
July 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
In the words of the inimitable Missy Elliott,

This the kind of egg that go
Frit-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
🎶
June 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Noooo, my hostas! Fucking deer!!! 🌱
June 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
P. R. Diddly-dee.

It doesn't sound so scary when you put it like that.
June 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The thing they don't tell you when you're a vegetarian is that tofu is approximately 45x more delicious when fried in bacon fat.
June 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
F.R.E.A.M.
🌱
June 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Hosta season is the best season. This one is called 'blueberry muffin' and it has 3 scapes up now (only two visible here). 🌱
May 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
RTFM FTW

Should have done it sooner.
May 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It's my first season with Irises and I'm pleasantly surprised to see blooms. I'm looking forward to these forming clusters and filling in a bit, for more visual impact. 🌱
May 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm nearing the end of an extremely lengthy work project (~18 months, with a presidential election in the middle) and it has been a JOURNEY.

Tech debt is the real enemy of the people.
April 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A friendly bee was sampling as many flowers as possible on this azalea bush! 🌱
April 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My first iris of the season has emerged. (In fact, it's my first season with any irises.) This one is called Honeycomb. 🌱
April 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Squash sprouts in the compost 🪱🌱
April 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Proof of life. Back from a fun week of spring snowboarding in Colorado.🤘
April 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
🌱 Front yard camellia party. This one typically blooms in Feb/March and has two distinctly different types of flowers. (Unsure if this is an anomaly or a specific cultivar with that characteristic. Theories welcome!)
March 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Microdosing Claritin®️
March 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM