David Kamholz
David Kamholz
@lautgesetz.bsky.social
TIL that Torx screws are also known as hexalobular
August 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I put a chicken in my bakfiets. Now it's a bakbakbakfiets
July 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I attended a banquet with various German aristocrats and after a huge meal they decided to play a game of baseball...

There were a lot of full counts
May 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
He was just your standard deviant who grew up on the mean streets of New York... with no median
May 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
When the Ramones sang I Wanna Be Sedated, did they consider how much anesthesiologists cost?
April 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
idea: whitespace tourism

I've always wanted to see ZWJ and ZWNJ in person
April 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
There should be a verb for Schnauzers. They clearly spend most of their time schnauzing
April 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Reposted by David Kamholz
An elderly holocaust survivor confronts ICE and Tom Homan.

His bravery after what he has experienced and endured shows his incredible indomitable spirit even the Nazis couldn’t crush.

#MomSky
March 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Make sure your electrician is bonded and insured -- but bonded only in the main panel, not any subpanels
March 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I authorized my patio furniture purchase with my phone's fingerprint sensor, and then it came to me...

By the pressing of my thumb, something wicker this way comes
February 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
In French, pronouncing the final schwa at the end of words like "vite" is a choice. That's why it's called a choix
January 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Why is every single post in my Discover feed about movies and TV shows?
December 28, 2024 at 8:37 PM
In Mexico they don't just merge onto the highway, they also rebase: rebasar 'to pass'
December 28, 2024 at 4:32 AM
I realized today that Jingle Bell Rock isn't much of a rock song. Disappointed that I let them get away with that for this long
December 28, 2024 at 4:27 AM
reading about the old west while remodeling a bathroom, I came up with a new guy: tile rustler and groutlaw
December 15, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Remembering when I visited Syria in 2010, six months before the civil war. I was at a bus terminal in Homs and a police officer stopped me:

PO: give me your passport
me: why?
PO: because I am police

I'm not even sure why I asked. I wasn't expecting it and it was a reflex.
December 10, 2024 at 5:12 AM
we say "that ship has sailed", but surely nowadays with radios and cell phones it wouldn't be hard to call it back
October 3, 2023 at 12:58 AM
they say that bananas foster but they never say *what* they foster
September 26, 2023 at 12:52 AM
September 17, 2023 at 9:19 PM
got some pupusas tonight and the container was labeled "beans y cheese"
September 10, 2023 at 3:28 AM