*smoking electronic weed in bed* i’m my ancestor’s wildest dream

(the ancestor in question is my grandma who died of lung cancer but still)

maybe you have microplastics in your blood but i’m different

saw a post complaining about people who wouldn’t vote for “the nice black lady” so i muted them and everyone who agreed in the comments and all the people who reposted (some of whom had the israeli flag in their username like look who agrees with you, congrats on supporting genocide bye)

Think about the real victims here

H-O-T T-O V-Y
you’re so close to 69

i drove thru a coffee place and the worker saw my crochet steering wheel cover and i was like i could probably sell you one and she was like omg yes and gave me her notes app to put my phone number in and i bet i’m never going to hear from her lol

Quick little fact check here: Israel has armed the Burmese military for decades, including during the Rohingya Genocide. Protesting Israel’s genocidal regime directly and materially benefits the people of Myanmar.

i am once again awake at 3 am because of my stupid cat does anybody want a free cat who hates you and never lets you sleep

as an aqua rising cancer is my 6th house and i have mars there so venus and jupiter are just making my cat wake me up at 2:30 in the morning instead of 4 ish or even sometimes 5:30

i need to know tig notaro’s rising sign so bad