Lauren Simmons
@laurendorphin.bsky.social
Dressy jogger. Listens to too many podcasts. Baseball feelings. Strident on the internet.
Y’all know I’m Canada down (2010)
February 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Y’all know I’m Canada down (2010)
I’m so done man
February 4, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I’m so done man
This tattoo was planned before the Harry Styles announcement fwiw
January 24, 2026 at 8:45 PM
This tattoo was planned before the Harry Styles announcement fwiw
I never see you at the club
Yeah well I never see you at the Blue Monday Les Mis sing-along
Yeah well I never see you at the Blue Monday Les Mis sing-along
January 19, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I never see you at the club
Yeah well I never see you at the Blue Monday Les Mis sing-along
Yeah well I never see you at the Blue Monday Les Mis sing-along
Today it’s Soupalooza (when the foods classes make 8 kinds of soup) and it’s a good day.
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Today it’s Soupalooza (when the foods classes make 8 kinds of soup) and it’s a good day.
@thepwhl.com Small detail but at PWHL games we usually more women artists and queer anthems but at this takeover tour event the game ops is playing generic jock jams and it sucks
January 3, 2026 at 7:45 PM
@thepwhl.com Small detail but at PWHL games we usually more women artists and queer anthems but at this takeover tour event the game ops is playing generic jock jams and it sucks
Some international diplomacy will occur today
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Some international diplomacy will occur today
Hey @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social I hope you like puns, see you in Hamilton!
January 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Hey @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social I hope you like puns, see you in Hamilton!
Decided to make an effort at exposing myself to new music this year. Listened to last year’s Bad Bunny album instead of a podcast at the gym this morning, please clap.
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Decided to make an effort at exposing myself to new music this year. Listened to last year’s Bad Bunny album instead of a podcast at the gym this morning, please clap.
The thing about having a hobby is it makes you easy to shop for
December 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The thing about having a hobby is it makes you easy to shop for
My joker origin story/the source of my early onset seasonal depression, will absolutely be these horrible sidewalk conditions, usually reserved for February, arriving in early December.
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My joker origin story/the source of my early onset seasonal depression, will absolutely be these horrible sidewalk conditions, usually reserved for February, arriving in early December.
For weeks, the Starbs that I visit on the way to work to get a tea has been playing lesser-known Taylor Swift songs, like not the big singles, and it’s honestly like a little gift every morning. Even when they’re not songs I like, it’s like running into an old friend.
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
For weeks, the Starbs that I visit on the way to work to get a tea has been playing lesser-known Taylor Swift songs, like not the big singles, and it’s honestly like a little gift every morning. Even when they’re not songs I like, it’s like running into an old friend.
You know what I need? I need a 60 Songs episode tomorrow. @harvilla.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You know what I need? I need a 60 Songs episode tomorrow. @harvilla.bsky.social
I just think it’s nice that singing went from being a thing I was good at as a kid, to a thing that was my whole personality as a teen, to my field of study at university, to part of my job until I burnt out, and then fully back around to something I just do for fun
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I just think it’s nice that singing went from being a thing I was good at as a kid, to a thing that was my whole personality as a teen, to my field of study at university, to part of my job until I burnt out, and then fully back around to something I just do for fun
This @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social season starting with a Frost home game is bad vibes man
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social season starting with a Frost home game is bad vibes man
New life motto just dropped
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
New life motto just dropped
Moh Ahmed leaving Bowerman? @predamame.bsky.social lucky they still have Grant Fisher.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Moh Ahmed leaving Bowerman? @predamame.bsky.social lucky they still have Grant Fisher.
My husband and child are notably smarter at like, math, and maps, and board games, etc, than me, but they tried to do NYT connections without me today and got NOWHERE, ha!
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My husband and child are notably smarter at like, math, and maps, and board games, etc, than me, but they tried to do NYT connections without me today and got NOWHERE, ha!
A hill I will die on is Semisonic were a really good band with many many better songs than “closing time”
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
A hill I will die on is Semisonic were a really good band with many many better songs than “closing time”
Guys @harvilla.bsky.social said the show would be back in the fall and it’s almost past fall… where’s my emotional support podcast
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Guys @harvilla.bsky.social said the show would be back in the fall and it’s almost past fall… where’s my emotional support podcast
The cure to seasonal depression is kilometres with the group chat?
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The cure to seasonal depression is kilometres with the group chat?
Various Toronto slang related to anger
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Various Toronto slang related to anger
Hello a student gave me a loaf of sourdough?
November 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hello a student gave me a loaf of sourdough?